Porno Man

The greatest superhero that ever lived. He flies in his Porno Glider and blasts his enemies with his insane porno blasters. He also has porno goggles that lets him see through hot women's clothing. His Arch enemy is Gay Porno Man whose identity I cannot reveal at this time.

Porno Man, He's our hero, Gonna reduce GAY porno down to ZERO!
With your sexual powers combined, I AM PORNO MAN!

by Porno_Man October 27, 2005

Porno Wife

A woman that loves jizzy jizzums (cum) even after the marriage. This can be enjoyed in any fashion on the face, ass,in the eye, titties wherever her husband desires. Her appetite for sex is large and may somewhat seem never ending.

Brian: So Chris I hear you have a porno wife.
Chris: Why yes Brian, I sure do.
Brian: Maybe your wife can teach my wife the joys of being a porno wife.
Chris: She already has been.
Brian: Wonderful Chris, I can't wait to have a porno wife of my own.

by TCLJ September 23, 2007

That could be a porno

A term used like a "That's what she said," or a "Yo momma," or any of the sort. Only difference is it could be the title of a porno movie.

guy1: "I got the munchies!"
guy2: "That could be a porno."

girl1: "We had fun last night."
girl2: "That could be a porno."

person1: "...I'm new to this."
person2: "That could be a porno."

by icumonyoface November 5, 2010

porno fucker

One who fucks in the fashion commonly seen in pornographic movies.
An aggressive, uninhibited, no holes barred, sexual partner.

He/She sure is a porno fucker.
I just totally was porno fucked.
Do you like to porno fuck?
Were you fucked or porno fucked?

by ABLE FOY February 4, 2009

pomona high school

A place full of 49% douchebags and 49% yoga pants wearing, starbucks drinking, white bitches and 2% humans.

*walks into a whole foods market* "this place is like Pomona high school"

by Nashed potatoes January 4, 2014

Porcomite

A porcomite is a pig-fucker, someone who hurries home after school and is in much too much of a rush to get out back, behind the sows.

Todd, well known amongst his contemporaries as an habitual porcomite, was rather vexed and surprised when Phred and Jacques played the video footage at school.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

Porkoma

Of or pertaining to the feeling of lethargy upon consuming large amounts of pork.

I just ate 2 racks of ribs and will be in a porkoma for the next couple of hours.

by Doozer420 July 22, 2012