big porky

hard case

big porky is a proper fucking hard case

by Nonceroony September 14, 2020

Porky Pig

To "Porky Pig" is to declare that's all folks and get the eff out.
Past participle To have "Porky Pigged"

Shit was about to go down so I Porky Pigged the eff out.

by rancerstank March 10, 2021

Jax Porky

To receive felatio from a girl directly after she regurgitates her consumption of the evening.

Man, that ho booted all over the place then sucked off Mike. I never figured he'd go for a Jax Porky!

by Shy Needwood December 13, 2008

porky bacon

Carnivorous equivalent of cream of the crop.

"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"

"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."

by THEnoB May 15, 2014

Porky's Butthole

An alternative name for Beavis and Butthead. Comes from a phone call in the 1990s where a man complained to Mike Judge about Beavis and Butthead. He couldn't remember the show's name so he called it Porky's Butthole.

Did you watch Porky's Butthole last night? It sucked

by Hunter of Beasts September 2, 2025

porky whore

Fat and/or obese, promiscuous woman.

Get me a beer you porky whore!

by Chief Mikehawk December 5, 2023

porky dick

A Sharp prickly dick that cuts your mouth. Occasionally smells like bacon and is somewhat fatty

Hey man did you see that porcupine?

Naw man but I saw that porky dick.

by Bitchybootyqueen July 27, 2019