Porky Piggy

A specific form of sex, where a woman and a man shit on each other to start the act of porky piggy, then going outside to engage in public sex, while partaking in multiple forms of orgasmic actions, afterwards a european steamboat is performed, then the act of sex continues until the man can perform a creampie.

Tanya and her boyfriend Zach wanted to watch a movie, but they decided a porky piggy would be more exciting.

by Cucknificent March 26, 2017

full porky pig

Absolutely no clothes on

The kids were running around in full porky pig mode.

by mooseandpebs August 26, 2017

beef-porkies

Favorite snack of Tommy Casswell, second to cheese-queefies.

"I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"

"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"

by someteameight? December 15, 2009

Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020

resort porky

Overeating, drinking and being a total pig while staying at an all inclusive vacation resort

Bruh trally packed on the pounds while he was a resort porky..

by KImCobain June 6, 2016

Porky dreams

Its a type of dreams which you have when you crave pork its rare but still i have it when i watch nikocado avocado not when he eats but when i see him and liverpool i hate you

Sigma = I had porky dreams last night
Beta =oh yoh must have craved pork then !
Sigma =who?
Beta =what who ?
Sigma =who asked?

Beta =you asked

Sigma = i never asked you i told you

“SIGMA MALE MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY ”

by “NOT SO SMART ONION ” July 23, 2022

porky whore

Fat and/or obese, promiscuous woman.

Get me a beer you porky whore!

by Chief Mikehawk December 5, 2023