Porky dreams

Its a type of dreams which you have when you crave pork its rare but still i have it when i watch nikocado avocado not when he eats but when i see him and liverpool i hate you
Sigma = I had porky dreams last night
Beta =oh yoh must have craved pork then !
Sigma =who?
Beta =what who ?
Sigma =who asked?

Beta =you asked

Sigma = i never asked you i told you

“SIGMA MALE MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY ”
by “NOT SO SMART ONION ” July 23, 2022
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Porky Slorp

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.
She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.
by igrgrgslnj January 07, 2023
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Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya
by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022
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porky bacon

"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"

"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."
by THEnoB May 16, 2014
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Porky Yorkie

Damn son thats a Porky Yorkie
by the maltese maniac July 17, 2015
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Porky Piggy

A specific form of sex, where a woman and a man shit on each other to start the act of porky piggy, then going outside to engage in public sex, while partaking in multiple forms of orgasmic actions, afterwards a european steamboat is performed, then the act of sex continues until the man can perform a creampie.
Tanya and her boyfriend Zach wanted to watch a movie, but they decided a porky piggy would be more exciting.
by Cucknificent March 26, 2017
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