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Porch Monkey

Get off my lawn you porch monkey before i hang your ass.
by bowenrbrooks May 7, 2018
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ALABAMA PORCH MONKEY

a derogatory word for a person of African descent; a negro
1. The Alabama porch monkey tends to be lazy and would rather draw welfare than work.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.
by Pittovsky July 21, 2008
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Alabama Porch Monkey

Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.
Molly: Of course he was young, but know he's a Alabama Porch Monkey
by MiiCkEy February 24, 2011
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Porch Monkey Alley

A street in an African American neighborhood that usually has nigglets that could run out in front of your car at any given moment.
Well, im about to drive down Porch Monkey Alley; i better get off the phone here and dodge the nigglets.
by t21ayUK January 23, 2009
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Porch monkey pie

A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.
Let me go to the fridge and grab the porch monkey pie.
by RoRo2992 August 6, 2008
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porch monkey hooker

A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.

Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.
"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"
by Haskill August 16, 2008
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