lazy-productive person

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.

I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.

by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018

Re-productive

Getting stuff done just on a delayed timeline but at a relaxed pace

I slept in today but have to get things done, so it's been a very re-productive day

by Cute Red Panda February 27, 2019

Pseudo-productive

Adjective

Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"

Instead of choosing between studying and Netflix, i chose to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both

by The annoynce jen July 23, 2022

Pseudo-productive

Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"

Instead of choosing between watching TV and doing work i decided to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both

by The annoynce jen August 2, 2022

Ghost Productive

When you spend hours looking busy, with tabs open, notes everywhere, intense face on.. but you accomplish absolutely nothing significant.

I was being "ghost productive' all day, but I still gave absolutely zero clue as to what I'm doing.

by kimchi.ngu January 26, 2026

Mal-productive

The act of getting work, a goal, or task done through nefarious or criminal means.

i.e. "John is mal-productive in that he gets the company paid but he doesn't care who gets screwed over or if he goes to jail. I like John, but blackmailing our boss for a raise is a little mean."

by Buttcheeks McAdams May 5, 2025

productivityproximity

Being in close range of and thus influenced by productivity.

There's much ado about productivityproximity.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008