To Offer a Pinocchio

The act of offering a female sex with no strings attached.

To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"

Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"

Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."

by wolff333 June 3, 2009

Pinocchio

1. A slang term meaning oral sex.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.

1. I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I hope she gives me Pinocchio.

2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.

by hot-fire July 16, 2008

panormous

1. beyond culinary expectations for a pizza

2. supermassive object

i had to stop my car to take a good look at this panormous booty

by doughboy41193 April 7, 2010

Pinocchio Pants

A random blood rush to one's penis causing a spontaneous erection. Often causes embarrassment and laughter.

"Dude, I'm so hungry"

"Man same here, I can...aw man, I'm getting some Pinocchio Pants..."

"..."

by L0stf0rever June 7, 2011

Pinocchio

A sex move where you stick your dick inside a girl’s vagina and let it get hard inside her

Last night me and my girl tried doing the pinocchio

by James gong December 2, 2019

Pinochan Hangover

A Pinochan Hangover (see also Pangover) occurs when one gets some pinocha at night which causes one or both parties in said activity to sleep like a baby. However, in the morning it often results in a desperate need for a couple more hours of sleep. When it isn’t possible to get these additional hours of sleep, a Pinochan Hangover occurs.

“Dude,you’re looking kinda rough this morning. Did you drink too much last night?” “No man, I gave her a mustache ride and pounded her like a mallard duck last night. Slept great all night but could have used a few more hours of sleep. I have a pinochan hangover.”

by Dr. Shirley January 18, 2023

Tossing with Pinocchio

When a man/woman is going down on a woman and then starts to fuck her with his nose (Pinocchio) while eating her asshole out (Tossing).

When I am Tossing with Pinocchio, Becky loves it!

by Masse1369 October 27, 2011