- A Phail Quail is an 'animal' drawn with 3 different colour pens (preferably black, red and blue) in the following way:
it has a large, roughly circular body connected to a thin, but still visible head with an eye and straight mouth. It has two minute feet and 2 wings. (all of the previous is preferably red). It then has a visible kidney (preferably black) with two blood vessels (preferably blue). The animal itself is extremely Phail, especially when drawn with ASCII on a ground.
- The Phrase "Phail Quail" can be used as an adjective, adverb, noun or verb to mean very fail.
it has a large, roughly circular body connected to a thin, but still visible head with an eye and straight mouth. It has two minute feet and 2 wings. (all of the previous is preferably red). It then has a visible kidney (preferably black) with two blood vessels (preferably blue). The animal itself is extremely Phail, especially when drawn with ASCII on a ground.
- The Phrase "Phail Quail" can be used as an adjective, adverb, noun or verb to mean very fail.
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"That was so Phail Quail"
"Yeah, he did that so Phail Quail"
"That was such a Phail Quail"
"Ergh! I Phail Quailed my exams!"
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"That was so Phail Quail"
"Yeah, he did that so Phail Quail"
"That was such a Phail Quail"
"Ergh! I Phail Quailed my exams!"
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My god she was so PAILED last night, shaking her ass on 4 different coworkers with none of them even knowing and then she passed out with one eye still open after screaming at everyone because she couldn't find her flip flop.
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Get the Phail mug.An easy, cheap and effective way to smoke marijuana. Most pails are made from 2 empty pop bottles that are different sizes and by cutting the top quarter off the bigger bottle and cutting the bottom quarter of the smaller bottle and placing the smaller one in the bigger one and filling it with water to almost the top and putting a bowl piece in the lid hole.
It uses gravity to fill the chamber with smoke by you pulling the small bottle out of the water while the bowl is lit.
It uses gravity to fill the chamber with smoke by you pulling the small bottle out of the water while the bowl is lit.
I broke my bong so i had to make a pail but it was a great fucking pail!!!
we hit pails until we couldn't even talk anymore
we hit pails until we couldn't even talk anymore
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