by Narwhal563 April 22, 2008
Get the pet the tubamug. It is the less intense version of petting and hard petting. So the thing you do when you are still to uncomfortable to do actual petting. This includes giving each other massages, hair stroking, and kisses along the neck and face.
We both agreed that we weren’t readyt for anything too sexual yet. So we decided to do some light petting instead.
by Hey_that.not.allowed_kid May 2, 2019
Get the Light Pettingmug. by djkrap May 21, 2010
Get the pet the picklemug. Petting a stranger's dog without permission before the stranger notices; a fun activity to do when you're bored in the park
Dude! I totally just stealth-pet that Portuguese Water Dog; I just walked right by it, petted without asking, and then ran before its owner noticed! What a rush!
by BraiNerd October 25, 2009
Get the stealth-petmug. by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009
Get the Petting the ferretmug. Displaying your animal companion on a video call after they are referenced, seen in the background, or seen off-camera. Paying the pet tax is common video call courtesy.
After Wesley's dog Fifi was heard borking off-camera, we all demanded he pay the pet tax and put her in his lap so we could see what a good gurl she is.
by ExitTheHandbasket July 22, 2021
Get the pet taxmug. "Petting the shark" refers to giving a woman a hand-job. This is due to the fact that at most aquarium shark petting tanks, they require you to pet a shark with the first and middle finger, the same two fingers used to finger your girlfriend.
Side Note: A woman's vagina also closely resembles that of a sharks brain, doubling the connotation.
Side Note: A woman's vagina also closely resembles that of a sharks brain, doubling the connotation.
by smashuri November 2, 2010
Get the Pet the Sharkmug.