by Ling ling # 2 May 16, 2016
Get the Paytonmug. Someone who is very flexible and open to new and unexplored activities. Very sexy, and undeniable. Nympho.
by Sona Baby January 12, 2008
Get the paytonmug. payton, a girl/boy who is very caring and a very sweet person. this person is generous and will keep your secret, if u have a best friend named payton then damn you’re the luckiest person ever. they’re just so fucking amazing and u should try anything to keep them in your life forever and if ur dating someone named payton then you’re definitely the luckiest person ever that u have a chance to be payton’s soulmate and the person who she looks up to, the person she always wants to wake up to. being her best friend means that u need to be there for her and u need to support her in anything because she would do anything for u and if u need help then she will give it to u, if u want her opinion she will not lie. never lose a payton because you will regret it so keep her close and tell them you love them right the hell now. don’t mess your relationship up with them and if u need to get something off your chest do it cause she will understand!
payton is the best thing ever!!
by ma dudes August 26, 2019
Get the paytonmug. The hottest and most loving boy u will ever meet. He is loyal and kind and will always stand up for what's right in the end. HE WILL MAKE U FEEL WANTED NO MATTER WHAT.he is always looking for ways to make u happy and will give u a hug whenever u need it. Payton is overall the best kind of person and if u find one don't mess up.
by EGGMAN November 9, 2020
Get the paytonmug. When you can expertly determine the derivative of differentiable equationsin advanced calculus but when it comes to basic addition and subtraction, you're hopeless. A.k.a "bad math"
When Matthew couldn't figure out problem 37, he realized he had a paytonism in his work. 2+2 does not equal 3. Duh Matt.
by Coffsyrup March 31, 2015
Get the paytonismmug. When someone deletes repeatedly on discord. Twitch Streamers frequently deletes stiff said in their discords to prevent a swarm of pings.
Person 1: Hey, did you talk to *Insert Tag* on discord?
Person 2: I did but they Paytoned everything. Deleting all of our conversation.
Person 1: Bro I hate Paytoning, I’d like to brag about talking to famous people.
Person 2: I did but they Paytoned everything. Deleting all of our conversation.
Person 1: Bro I hate Paytoning, I’d like to brag about talking to famous people.
by TheGrimReaper78 April 19, 2021
Get the Paytoningmug. A religion for guys who date girls for two weeks then break up with them. Then he tries to date their best friends.
"Omg Josh just broke up with me, we have only been dating for two weeks!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"
by tacosaf April 9, 2015
Get the Paytonismmug.