Christian Pastor

A common name for nice guys who excel in computer science, creative writting and friendship. They are usually good lovers, If you are patient enough for someone who makes love to your mind first always.
-Christian Pastor Is finishing hus tird book this year
-He surely reads fast!
-He wrote them
by Cripty February 02, 2018
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Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who probably fucks children or at least has indecent images of them on his computer
We caught another paedophile guys.

Pastor or Priest this time?
Pastor.
by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023
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Pastor

A delusional cosplaying ni@@a who evokes delusions upon other individuals
Pastor always has something to say, he needs to worry about the First Lady and her personal trainer. T
by Feliz4life March 28, 2023
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Pastor champion

Annoying money stealing pastor can never leave you alone and treats his kids like angels
Pastor champion is such a thief
by Kaffiyah April 17, 2021
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Robert Pastor Disaster

To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.
by Craig10 December 03, 2021
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Christcuck pastors

Christians who submit themselves to Zionists and happily recieve face-spitting, and more.
Normal person: Palestine should be free.

Christcuck pastors: ISRAEL IS GOD'S GIVEN LAND TO JEWS YOU ANTI SEMITE, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE AND WE SHOULD SUBMIT TO OUR MASTERS AND LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.
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Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.
Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.
by Dalphious Doppler May 31, 2011
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