Pastor champion

Annoying money stealing pastor can never leave you alone and treats his kids like angels

Pastor champion is such a thief

by Kaffiyah April 16, 2021

Please pass the pasta pastor

This is a perfect phrase (and party trick!) to highlight the difference between British and American English accents. Each word in the sentence is pronounced differently when uttered aloud in the two different accents.

Two friends, one American & one British, met at a party. One asks the other to say “Please pass the pasta pastor” out loud.

American person: “Please {ˈpas} the {pä-stə} {ˈpa-stər}”

British person: “Please {pɑ s} the {ˈpæstə} {ˈpɑ stə(r)}”

by PastaPastor November 29, 2021

Pastoral

A huge fucking waste of all of our time but still at least a gay fucky time for the boyz.

Girl: Oh no pastoral :(
Boy: Hehe pastoral :)

by dababy.com??????? February 23, 2022

Hobo Pastor

Is a pastor that’s scheming and attempting to steal intellectual properties from his congregation. For Profit, but they say it’s nonprofit.

You know Pastor John is a Hobo Pastor.

by PrincessCheavon November 25, 2021

Huffman Pastor

Its like a normal Pastor but they touch little boys.

Dave isn't just a regular Pastor, he's a Huffman Pastor. That's why I don't bring my kid to church.

by FriskyxDingoxx September 18, 2022

yahoo pastor

a fake pastor using his/her followers for money

Wow Kanye West may be a yahoo pastor

by @sibnoc August 27, 2021

Christcuck pastors

Christians who submit themselves to Zionists and happily recieve face-spitting, and more.

Normal person: Palestine should be free.

Christcuck pastors: ISRAEL IS GOD'S GIVEN LAND TO JEWS YOU ANTI SEMITE, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE AND WE SHOULD SUBMIT TO OUR MASTERS AND LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.

by ‎ ‎ ‎ January 31, 2024