Wandering Nipple

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.

Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.

by Jerry Blow (cousin of Joe) July 2, 2008

papering

When people "cyber" on paper and pass it back and forth.

Example #1:
Person 1: *fucks*
Person 2: *moans*
Person 1: *finishes*

Example #2:
Ira: GOOOOOOOOO HARRRRRDER!!!! *humps*
Tak: *pushes harder* (writing seems darker) If I go any harder, I might have to sharpen my pencil soon!
Ira: I DON'T CARE! KEEP GOING HARDER!!! I LIKE THE BOLD PRINT, BABEH!

Example #3:
Random Person 1: Hey, sexeh! You wanna go papering later?
Random Person 2: Sure thing, baby! Just let me go get some more paper, I have a feeling this might be a long one.

by punk_kit_kat September 2, 2007

Wandering Spirit

Welcome to the Spirit that is Wandering discord, or also know as WhaleShit, here we have meaningful conversations such as, is kanye have 23 nip? And, are u an fur frend uwu? Welcome, and enjoy your stay at the official WhaleShit discord server.

Wandering Spirit is a pretty cool place.

by o0Triste0o June 9, 2019

Pondering Panda

Some one who his often in deep thought yet cool and cute like a panda

Jordan :"why does he look like that?"
Foster:"that is cause he's thinking, he a pondering panda"
Jordan"Oh that is why he all so cute"

by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018

Plundering Her Treasures

Slang term for female self masturbation and/or fingerblasting a slut.

Rick: Dude you still got those naked pictures of your ex girl friend on your phone?

Steve: Na man I deleted that shit a while ago.

Rick: Fuck man that sucks I heard you had a video of Kenzie G PLUNDERING HER TREASURES on there.

by westjeezyfratstar February 18, 2011

Xandering

To look at ladies and decide if they are 'hot or not'.

Boy1: She is hot!
Boy2: Bro stop Xandering!

by DaveBatesYT July 24, 2017

Poondering

Pondering about poon because you can't get any.

Thomas and Andrew are always poondering. Maybe they should just hook up with eachother.

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015