packalander

a person who whistles at young girls knowing they will never get a date.

This guy just hit on me on the street, what a packalander

by Ansel A. September 26, 2008

Packington

A vaping device commonly used for ripping fat blinkers to get faded than a ho

Fulcrum: fulcrum come in yuhp, yodie gang ya feel me about to get faded than a go off the packington device

by ursubpar October 13, 2022

Beef Packing

When a female engages in a hot anal gangbang enduring repeated rounds of anal sex with multiple males. Usually in groups of five or more.

Carl brought a few of his drinking buddies home and they did a little beef packing on his old lady.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2015

short yardage package

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.

"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"

by AlwayPutsTheSeatDown September 18, 2013

packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work

RON: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
TIM: I am PACKING A LUNCH.

by [e-mail] February 21, 2009

packard bell

A PC company who entrap newbies with their pathetically outdated, yet extortionatly priced PCs.

Hah! You own a Packard Smell - you suck!

by Spoofnet October 30, 2003

Full Package

A male or female who has every possible characteristic a man or woman can ask for.

Kim Yu Na (김연아) has the Full Package; she has good looks, sings very well, and also a Gold Medalist in figure skating in the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, Canada

by Yunah Lover March 2, 2010