death python

Someone not to be fucked with, and if stolen from will snap like a twig under king kongs foot.

Also used to describe someone who can intake massive amounts of thc and still be a boss about it.

yo should we mess with that cat??

- nah man hes a death python

by thaboss2235 April 22, 2011

mythical python

The child caught in the downfall of man via his trusty chode, which was forged bla the fire of Satan's toe nail. With his famous words he spoke "ohh ohh i spilled my spaghetti o's"

The mythical python shall rain on you.

by JR_1215 January 14, 2017

spermese python

A penis

Whoa, Becky, look at his spermese python! It’s so long!

by mikeyviking March 19, 2023

black python

a big black dick

"Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's not just a snake. It's a black python."
"Even better!"

by EchoTheDemiGoddess February 14, 2017

puking python

vernacular for the male sexual organ. similar to a spitting cobra only greater in length and girth.

i don't think she's a snake lover, she saw my puking python and checked out!!

by footer October 18, 2006

Python Bum

The fetish/magic trick of expanding/dislocating your bumhole like a python jaw, thereby suffocating /strangling /ingesting items of various sizes and textures... Mainly coarse material pillows or small humans.

Yo Johan! that girl, she was such a python bum, walked away with my cushion!

by mistercassidy May 07, 2020

python's tongue

when you have a stray pube around your penis hole and when you take a piss, it splits the pee in half, resembling a python's tongue

"Yo, man. I was takin' a piss this morning and I made a python's tongue....word.

by Vaughnathon JACK March 23, 2007