putting a coat of paint on the door

Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.

Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.

by fredthebigreddog December 26, 2015

Puttin' on the ritz

A slang way of saying "dressing fancy"

Popularized by Fred Astaire song

"If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits,

Puttin' on the ritz"

by bellalogic August 8, 2014

puttin on the ritz

A old song remixed in the 80's. A pretty good song.

"Now, if you're blue
And you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the ritz."

by rapsux February 28, 2005

puttin on the ritz

When one (usually a male) dresses up to go out looking suave and devinare (not a shirt and sum slacks i mean---- shoes shined, pants pressed, shirt iron, clean socks jacket and a hat

Yo, i got this new girl, she so up class its a bitch cuz i gotta put on the ritz for her, but as long as i get her sweet ass.

by alchemist metalhead January 1, 2005

Punting on the third strike

So, punting on third strike, yeah it's like when you like throw your knee into the ball and take one for the team and so you could take a base, but you just go punch the picher out and then go for a touchdown #extrainnings cuz bath salts, yeah.

Bitch I'm already Punting on the third strike. do you really even know what I mean?

by Patroncowboyvaquero June 6, 2018

Puttin on a Green Sweater

To get stoned

I'm gonna step out back on put on my green sweater.

Yo, are you wearing your green sweater man cuz your eyes are blazed dog?

by DJ Maxter Mix June 28, 2004

putting one through her

1. Sticking your dick in the girl's vagina.
2. Shooting a person, preferablly a woman, in the chest.

That girl is so hot that I think I'm going to be putting one through her in a couple minutes.

I put one through her for being an asshole.

by DYLANNNNNNNNNNNN. April 26, 2006