phoophie

Fluffy animal fur.

That sheep has phoophie coat. Those stuff animals are phoophie!

by thereddalek19 November 16, 2012

phooping

Pretending to take a dump work so you can play on your phone.

Josh: dude are you feeling ok? You were in the bathroom for like 45 minute.

Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.

Josh: cool what level did you beat.

by jackking November 16, 2013

poompaloompa

Someone who sits extra time in the bathroom on there phone

Alex is such a poompaloompa doing her work from the bathroom.

by squirrelenator September 18, 2017

phoophy

A sex slave

i just bought a phoophy

by getnuttedon84590380548 February 28, 2018

Ploopidy

Ploopidy means when you think someone is super great

“Sharon is amazing. She’s so ploopidy.”

by I-am-the-apple-tater May 10, 2019

poompeii

A crap so massive it can't even fit in the toilet without snaking like a coil.

Guy: Hurry up!
Other Guy: Hold on bro, calm down!
Guy: I'M GONNA MAKE A POOMPEII IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP!

by john stromboli June 30, 2020

chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 April 9, 2014