An Spanish instrument of torture which caught on in Scotland. The torturer dresses up in a ceremonial skirt and a puts on the hat made out of womens beaver hairs.
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten
Gordon, will ya load up the bag pipes with 4 or 5 kittens and I'll show ye a new party trick - I made up a tune called "Amazing Grace"
by dick the perv January 31, 2008
Get the bag pipes mug.After ejaculating once, cleaning out the pipes is when he keeps fucking or wanking hard into another, weaker but still present orgasm, which doesn't expel any semen except that which was leftover in the penis from the original orgasm. Harder for those older, easier done by those you and testosterone filled.
Cool dude: "Man last night i was with mah girl and i came once, then i cleaned out the pipes and she loved it"
Lame dude: "Yeah, I cleaned out the pipes too, but I was alone..."
Other dude: "I heard about some guy in ST. Louis cleaning out the pipes, i heard he could do it twice in a row!"
Lame dude: "Yeah, I cleaned out the pipes too, but I was alone..."
Other dude: "I heard about some guy in ST. Louis cleaning out the pipes, i heard he could do it twice in a row!"
by The ultimate pipe cleaner August 20, 2006
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the pipes refer to bathroom / toilet pipes
the term is used by people that haven't gone to the bathroom in a long time or ate at taco bell and it means they will destroy the potty and leave the restroom with a smile on their face
the term is used by people that haven't gone to the bathroom in a long time or ate at taco bell and it means they will destroy the potty and leave the restroom with a smile on their face
"oh man, these tacos are so good"
"braw, you're so going to break the pipes at 4 a.m if you eat another one! "
"breaking the pipes ! "
"braw, you're so going to break the pipes at 4 a.m if you eat another one! "
"breaking the pipes ! "
by pipebreaker007 August 11, 2014
Get the breaking the pipes mug.I was playing "Mario Kart Double Dash" on the GameCube and I unlocked a car called the "boo pipes" and that day I had a serious case of ass gurgling,soooooooo put name and action together and got "the boo pipes" - Internal farting/gurgling. When you have it you must exclaim "I have a serious case of the boo pipes!"
When your sitting on the bus and your ass implodes, and everyone looks at you thinking it was your stomach, but you know better.....
by Niall McGuinness May 13, 2005
Get the boo pipes mug.Tugging your meat until you ejaculate, and then pissing. This supposedly cleans your urethra (hence, Cleaning the Pipes)
It stings, and that's evidence that it's doing what its name says.
It can also be done right before having sexual intercourse, so you don't get a woman pregnant, and you don't have to wear a condom.
It stings, and that's evidence that it's doing what its name says.
It can also be done right before having sexual intercourse, so you don't get a woman pregnant, and you don't have to wear a condom.
John: "Ugh, I really need to clean the pipes"
John is Cleaning the Pipes in Cindy's bathroom so he can smash her, rawdog.
John is Cleaning the Pipes in Cindy's bathroom so he can smash her, rawdog.
by Der Dietrich June 24, 2012
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