Mackerel Passage

An often damp or somewhat odourful minge, usually accompanied by large flaps.

Flipping heck lad, did you catch a whiff of Janice’s mackerel passage

by WizzardPoonMagnet January 13, 2021

Pain Passage

1. A game most commonly played in an atmosphere of great mirth otherwise known as a party. It is best played when drunk and or stoned, you can acheive these states by consuming a beverage known as alcohol or consuming substances known as drugs. In the game one individual, chosen as the result of a game such as soggy biscuit is blindfolded and if deemed neccesary credit carded or jap slapped they are then spun around to acheive a state of dizzyness. When they are dizzy and possibly in pain from the earlier trauma they are then skanked and made to walk through a passage made up of eager and drunk party goers all willing to cause as much pain and humiliation as possible. For example the blinded, pained and humiliated individual known as the pussy holeor just the ball sack is sent on a journey of great mirth but in order to reach the goal of many treasures they must pass through the 'passage' where they are humiliated and pained even further through a variety of procedures such as bukkake, jap slapped, bummed, punched in the face and tits, dick slapped, rode like a dog, shot at, stabbed up, teabagged and cercumsised other procedures are strictly prohibited under the rules of the game.
2. Anally penetrated in an anus of small size therefore it causes pain for both the giver and the receiver. In certain cases such as those of nuns, virgins........Barbed wire or possibly land mines are placed around the anus therefore causing great pain to any unfortunate horny person.

Llewellyn- LOL at him for going through the pain passage on all fours llewllyn is amused.
Swaskoski- What the fuck Llewellyn why are you using text speak in normal converstions and why the fuck are u calling yourself by your own name you cunt
Llewellyn- o cum on u gy ws cnt nccssy
Swaskoski- Fuck SHIT thats it your going through the fucking passage
Kevin- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Wankaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa take that in ur eye you welsh cunt
Swaskoski- WO was cumming on his face really needed if ur going to do it it has to be acheived by all members of the group hence a bukkake.

by Muhammed Legend March 2, 2008

Passturbation

Masturbating in light of passing an exam/course.

YES! I DIDN'T FAIL THE GOD DAMN PHYSICS EXAM! I'M GOING TO PASSTURBATE FOR HOURS TONIGHT!!! I'm going to do some passturbation.

by Yandereperson March 5, 2011

Passatruckaphobia

An affliction which suddenly strikes timid left lane drivers when confronted with passing an 18 wheeler in the right lane. Those suffering this ailment slow to whatever speed the truck is going, their hands sweat, mouth goes dry, and balls shrivel at the thought of passing the huge truck. This creates abberant thoughts that their lane is too narrow, or the truck will swerve to crush them against the guardrail, or demons will fly out the truck to attack their tires. This is also thought to be the reason the afflicted refuse to pull into the right lane no matter how much you flash them to move over. This creates a roadblock so nobody can pass, even those who do not share the illness. Side effects include behavioral swings in other drivers that can lead to road rage and demolition derby syndrome.

Guy: I can't believe this guy ahead of us! Just because we're going up a hill he's going 45 mph in a 70 mph zone. What the heck is his problem?

Chick: Don't fall into demolition derby syndrome, honey. He obviously has passatruckaphobia. Poor guy can't help it if he's too stupid to understand that big bad truck's not really gonna hurt him if he passes it.

by Tbyrd2211 December 27, 2011

Passitation

The act of passing a lit marijuana cigarette in a constant direction within a circle.

(After John passes the joint to the wrong person)
Carl:"John, you're messing up the passitation."

by sandpaperman January 29, 2012

Passturbation

The style of football (soccer) made popular by the Barcelona squad and Spanish national sides. This style of football is marked by a teams OCD-like need to pass the ball as many times as possible during a match; even if the pass serves no other purpose than to pad the player's stats and serve the manager's delusion that whoever passes the ball the most wins the game. This includes 1-yard sideways passes in your own half while under no pressure, passing while staring at an open net inside the box and the 40-yard backwards pass to the goalkeeper.

Person 1: Are you a Barcelona fan?

Person 2: Hell yeah. I basically bust a nut while watching that team not try and score, but instead just pass the ball around. How about you?

Person 1: Nah, I'm not a huge fan of passturbation. I like teams that can actually fuck; like Baryen Munich, for instance. Hey, didn't those two teams play each other recently?

Person 2: Uhh...Messi was hurt that day...both days....

by fatgunnersaurus November 21, 2013

Passaic Valley

A Regional High School in Little Falls NJ. The maintenance of the school is poor. 3 towns can come to this school they are Little Falls, Totowa and Woodland Park. PV is divided by snobby white kids, “ghetto” hispanics and arabs. Most of the people from Woodland Park think they are from Paterson just because their town was once called West Paterson. They like to cause fights at the school, dresses like hoes and gangsta’s. They think they are tough but they are not. They purposely get in trouble just to look tough. They could never fight anyone from Paterson! People in Paterson don’t play. Besides most of the people at PV can’t really fight but they claim they could fuck you up. Then you got people from Totowa where some of the white boys also think they are “hood” they purposely sag their pants to the point where you can see their ass. They wear tank tops and blast their music with their ear buds. You also got snobby rich white girls from Totowa who think they are the shit. You got people from Little Falls who act normal they are pretty chill to hang out with. At PV this crazy guy Setembre who is the assistant principal of discipline and goes around and takes people’s phone’s, stops students for not wearing ID’s and acts radically such as follow students to their class and watching students on his security cameras. He abuses his power he is assistant principal but he makes the rule changes around the school. So basically the actual principal doesn’t have any say or power.

Passaic Valley is a trash high school in a white town where 30% of the people try too hard to act ghetto!

by Jerseyfam December 14, 2019