Patierno

A small hobbit like human with oversized gentalia. Ball circumference equal to a coca cola can. Penis size averaging a household fire extinguisher. Patierno's have a keen sense of finding good girls and dating them. Later they find out that everyone of these girls is a pornstar. Patierno's are incredibly skilled in the art of longboarding. They are all around superhumans. When you meet one always thank them for their role in lord of the rings.

Girlscout: You're soo cute and small!
Patierno: Thanks you're soo sweet!
Girlscout:*blushes*
Patierno:*pulls out anaconda penis*
Girlscout: Holy shit you're a Patierno!
Patierno: Why yes, yes I am.
Girlscout: FUCK ME!
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by The Desciple January 27, 2013

life partner

*Your significant other*.*The person you can't live without*.*The person you see yourself with for life*.The greatest feeling one can know when it is reciprocated.Can hurt like hell when its not or when one is not true.

~I am so in love you.I just can't imagine myself without you.You are my life partner.I promise to forever love,honor,and cherish you for eternity............~

by ~jobella~ April 29, 2008

partiez

A misspelled form of "parties". This term is often used by posers who take pictures of themselves in the same outfits in their own bathroom and pretend each one is from a different party in order to make their boring lives seem less lame.

The term is also used by pre-teen girls who have not yet realised that misspelling as you type is not cute.

Note: A regular party-goer knows how to spell "parties".

Me N MaH GuRLZ b aT TeH PaRTieZ!!11

by princess superstar March 27, 2005

Partner Wackin

When a young associate at a law firm sucks up to a partner.

Her partner wackin is getting a little out of control. She has to pretend to agree with everything the partners say and she buys them wine and new shoes all the time.

by wack pack July 1, 2011

Partir la madre

To kick somebody's ass.

¡Si no cierras la boca te voy a partir la madre!
If you don't shut up, I will kick your ass!

by kanybichi June 9, 2017

Silent Partner

The man or woman who was already in a quiet public restroom taking a dump, and who stops taking a dump when you enter the restroom or sit down beside them, presumably because they don't want you to hear them taking said dump. They usually wait until you leave to resume their business.

I entered the men's room and sat down for a shit in an available stall. The room was empty, except for one silent partner in the stall next to me. When I was finished, I washed my hands and left, but as the door closed behind me, I heard the whalesong-like sounds of my silent partner resuming his bowel movement.

by Orion1972 March 8, 2013

ass partners

Novel

Ass Partners: A partner for ass stuff. e.g. Novel is an ass partner.

by DefiningAssRelatedWords June 1, 2016