Tie One On

To have an alcoholic drink

The Admiral went to the "O" Club to Tie One On with the boys.

by Geoffrey M. Voeth <STG RET> February 8, 2004

Off On One

Behaviour outside the realms of normal, with respect to the individual.

To do one's own thing.

To 'give the birdie' to the world and make a concerted effort to annoy / piss off / offend as many people as possible in a given timeframe.

John: Er... is Calvin off on one?
James: Nope - he usually chases pigeons on his lunchbreak.

James: Woah - does Miranda usually dance on tables whilst inebriated, sans underwear??
John: Nope - she's off on one.

by mr. duffy March 7, 2010

One on the twelve

One hand on the twelve o'clock position of the steering wheel, generally used to refer to a more relaxed, often gangster approach of driving.

Originated from AmySwags, member of "Yoga-Pilates fusion in water for seniors" class

Yeah, I hate uptight people using the "9 & 3" driving style. I just have one on the twelve.

by TallMidget09 October 11, 2014

having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

by Nomdi February 3, 2019

Leading some one on

Saying your going to do something sexual then change your mind or not do it

Carly: I wanna suck your dick
John:Saturday night?
Carly:sounds good

10 minutes later

Carly:I don't want to do that
John:but u said u will
Carly: sorry I lied

Lieing about leading some one on

by Ur mum is gay March 21, 2019

let me put a one on that

when you want anyone to know who is top dog...or who has the biggest penis..

you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out

by taylor garrett May 2, 2007

bum on one's lips

See bum on your lips.

bum on your lips

by Fangsta December 15, 2003