lynn and geoff

When a player smashes a shot at the post on Rocket League, usually because a ball chasing team mate blocked what would've otherwise been a perfect shot
Scotty: He's hit the Lynn and Geoff!

Thornberry: Meeerrr, fuck's sake Chubba. Every time, EVERY TIME!
by Chubba1989 July 14, 2021
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Geoff Collins

A Government official who was the execution target of one Al Shizaba and his notorious terrorist gang. However other than that one specific occasion he is quite a bore, he may have poked Francesco Shontally in the eye that one time but he really isn't all that interesting.
That Geoff Collins guy is such a drag.
by DaMightyNose July 21, 2022
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Geoff (Evil)

This Geoff however is another Geoff
this Geoff is pronounced joff

basically the opposite of a Geoff(jeff)
B1: guys he's evil watch out
B2: yea he's a Geoff but evil
B3: so a Geoff (Evil)?
B2: nonono, a "joff"
by Epnosary May 04, 2022
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Geoff shift

An extensive period of time enjoying a leisure activity
We went fishing snd put in a geoff shift
by Fishing 1 June 20, 2022
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Geoff shift

A substantial length of time enjoying a leisure activity
We went fishing and put a geoff shift in
by Fishing 1 June 15, 2022
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Salty Geoff

When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.
I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.
by Juanaconda May 31, 2022
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moist geoff

A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.
Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.
by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013
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