by Hepsebeth July 3, 2008
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"I'm not paying for groceries if they're just going to fucking Jamie Oliver it in the kitchen. Who am I, Bill Gates?"
"Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen."
"MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!"
"Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen."
"MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!"
by Jason_Lee_94 October 3, 2013
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A small creature native to Philadelphia that has been relocated to the Midwest. He is best known for his lack of fingers, which been his claim to fame. This disability has lead a significant number of downfalls in his life. (Other amputation include speculation that he is indeed, a eunuch. Recent evidence seams to indicate it's accuracy)
He has been know to spill 35.9978% of the time he uses a cup without a cover. Many attribute this to his lack of digits, those who know better understand that it is due to ineptitude.
His greatest flaw is his steadfast objection to hygiene and self improvement. He has worn the same haircut for 1.5 decades. Also the same underwear for an equal duration.
He also claims fan-hood to several sports franchises within the NFL and MLB, leading to speculation that he may indeed be a communist.
His greatest triumph in life is his short lived football/rugby dominance orchestrated by his mentor, Micah, to whom he owes everything good in his life.
He is well known for his falsified marriage to singer, Selena Gomez, the relationship has been widely published and he is currently under heavy pressure to publicly apologize to Gomez for defamation of character.
He has been know to spill 35.9978% of the time he uses a cup without a cover. Many attribute this to his lack of digits, those who know better understand that it is due to ineptitude.
His greatest flaw is his steadfast objection to hygiene and self improvement. He has worn the same haircut for 1.5 decades. Also the same underwear for an equal duration.
He also claims fan-hood to several sports franchises within the NFL and MLB, leading to speculation that he may indeed be a communist.
His greatest triumph in life is his short lived football/rugby dominance orchestrated by his mentor, Micah, to whom he owes everything good in his life.
He is well known for his falsified marriage to singer, Selena Gomez, the relationship has been widely published and he is currently under heavy pressure to publicly apologize to Gomez for defamation of character.
Girl 1: I saw Justin Oliver today.
Girl 2: Did you hide in time?
Girl 1: Thankfully, yes.
Dude 1: Did you see Justin Oliver do that incredibly awesome thing?
Dude 2: Yeah, he must of learned it from Micah
Girl 2: Did you hide in time?
Girl 1: Thankfully, yes.
Dude 1: Did you see Justin Oliver do that incredibly awesome thing?
Dude 2: Yeah, he must of learned it from Micah
by truthaboutjustin January 14, 2014
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by your mom lmao im so funny omg April 25, 2022
Get the Oliver's penis size mug.The alternative for the name "Oliver," mostly used for the male sex. Both are able to be "utilized" as neither one is different from the other. Olyver is exactly the same as Oliver, and which ever person has this name has the ability to choose the one he wants. Olyver is also used as a noun to describe an intelligent, handsome, of Hispanic/French/Germman culture. Also, Olyvers tend to win. So David can go suck big,black, hairy, tranny balls while Olyver can relax with no worries about changing his name. EVER!
Olyver is an AWESOME way to spell the name Oliver.
Girl: Hey Oliver!
Olyver:Its Olyver ou insignifigant little slut
Girl: Oh. I am sorry master Olyver
Olyver: You are not worthy of my presence, You must vanish from my site immediantly.
Girl: Yes sire
Boy: woah that guys an Olyver
Girl: Hey Oliver!
Olyver:Its Olyver ou insignifigant little slut
Girl: Oh. I am sorry master Olyver
Olyver: You are not worthy of my presence, You must vanish from my site immediantly.
Girl: Yes sire
Boy: woah that guys an Olyver
by Olyver August 19, 2008
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by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006
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