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october 26 

where all gay people fuck straight people. like a national james charles day.
it’s october 26 diezels going to fuck jack lewis. eww don’t fuck him.
october 26 by eatingpussyismygame. October 24, 2019

October 26 

October 26 scream out your crush name at loud.

October 26 

National spam you Snapchat story with pictures of yourself!
It's October 26 so I better scroll through my Snapchat memories to find the best pictures of my self for my story!
October 26 by LKS October 24, 2019

October 26 

October 26 is national eat booty day
Hey did you hear what October 26 is? It’s national booty day!!! Let’s eat booty
October 26 by Darwin watterson October 25, 2019

October 26 

October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome
Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day

October 26 

Put a finger in your girlfriends butthole day.
Her: eeyyyyy what are ya doin????
Him: Nothing, its october 26. I can put my finger in your asshole hehe
October 26 by MoaOLOF October 25, 2019