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offer soup

A term meaning too complex to be meaningful. More ideas than necessary or even useful. Also implies a lack of focus.

Derived from improv, its original use was typically reserved for scenes that weren't working due to too much happening on stage.
Yikes, that last scene was about everything but the kitchen sink! Offer soup anyone?

Dang, Pirates of the Carribbean Three was totally offer soup.
by Sue Dunham February 11, 2010
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alternative-extremity offer

Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.
Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"
by QuacksO June 7, 2021
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The Otz Law of Map Offerings

A law created by the streamer Otzdarva,

In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.
"Kate sent us to Badham, if The Otz Law of Map Offerings is correct, she should DC any second now!"
by Clonfish June 24, 2024
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PetKart.in offering exclusive fashion products

PetKart.in offering exclusive fashion products for your loving pets and fulfilling all the daily needs that your pet requires. At Petkart.in, We are offering luxuries pet accessories and pet supplies and delivering all over India.
PetKart.in offering exclusive fashion products for your loving pets and fulfilling all the daily needs that your pet requires. At Petkart.in, We are offering luxuries pet accessories and pet supplies and delivering all over India.
by Petkart January 18, 2021
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Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen
Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019
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