T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.

Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*

by iseeuglypeople32 December 31, 2008

L.O.A.M.

Lord Over All Murkage.
Will, a unsure 19y old student living in manchester, got his viritual character "Willdu".
While Will plays his virtual character, he likes to "murk", and after 6hours daily for some months, he really got the hang of it.

Therefor, willdu got entitled L.O.A.M.

-Man, you've heard of the new L.O.A.M.?
-Nah, is there a new L.O.A.M.? Since willdu quitted

by Stisn December 15, 2008

C L O U T M A S T E R

A typical dutch person called Dion, With very much CLOUT

Look at the C L O U T M A S T E R he is so perfect.

by The real Feddeus January 21, 2019

S.M.O.A

Shapeless Mass Of Ass (adjective). Pronounced "samoa". When a person's body becomes so obese that it becomes a blob it has become smoan. Describing someone as " going smoan" is the verb. See examples below

They hooked me up with this girl that was totally S.M.O.A, i had to book. (Adjective). I saw laurie last week, she's going S.M.O.A.N, that girl needs to cut back on some snacks

by Splash444 September 26, 2013

E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

Eat my ass or shut the fuck up

Jehovah’s Witness: hey i just wanted to give you this flier and talk to you abou-

You: E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

by take me to new york November 12, 2019

M.O.A.O

An an acronym meaning "Mother Of All Orgasms". Copied from the formula of MOAB (Mother Of All Bombs, or in the greatest game of all time, Mother Of All Bloons.).

"Seeing Yoshi's fat ass in that new hentai game is just a motherfucking recipe for a M.O.A.O."
"The gunplay in Modern Warfare just feels like a M.O.A.O compared to cold war."

by 14637956857642236735 August 5, 2021

m.o.a.v

Self explanatory. Stands for mother of all vice

When you're on a pwr play it's also abbreviated m.o.a.v

by Uncle Dimma August 5, 2024