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wrote the novel

You did something, you're doing something, or you've done something that you will never forget.
Peety and I wrote the novel lastnight.

Dude, I am so gonna write the novel tomorrow.

No mom I do not want to play charades with you; I'm writting the novel as we speak!
by SSPplankton June 16, 2010
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life is novel

Positive response based on the mishearing of the lyric "Life is a Novel" in the Ensemble Stars!! song Shukufuku no Library (lit. "Library of Blessings") by Valkyrie. The use first arose from certain internet users not realising the phrase featured an article and thus assuming the phrase featured a play on words, with the word "novel" being able to play both the role of a noun (in the sense of book) and that of an adjective (in the sense of new). It is usually preceeded by the word "godbless" (mirroring the song, where the single word is sung before the phrase in question), but is suitable for any kind of conversation.
A: "godbless"
B: "life is novel, just like the hit song shukufuku no library by valkyrie ensemble stars"

P: "WEVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT GAY SEX FOR 2HOURS AND 28 MINUTES"
D: "life is novel"
by knightsuwuta August 16, 2024
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novel-xenia

Trisha's bitch
skyla: Hey have you seen novel-xenia?

1nonly: nope check Trisha's domain
skyla: *checks while terrified as she sees Trisha on a throne while Xenia feeds her grapes*
by Skyla hearthfire January 11, 2022
mugGet the novel-xeniamug.

Novel

An immortal which is divine in the eyes of Afomia(cause his are dysfunctional).
Why does afomia love novel so much?
Maybe cause he is a novel.
by Bubblestormmia November 22, 2021
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Novel

Commonly known as a fictitious prose narrative of book length, typically representing character and action with some degree of realism. But in regards to the human name, Novels are filled with action, truth and organization that could never be matched. Commonly the life of the party and the master of domestic beers (dilly’s preferred but no judgement). Novels are loyal to those they love and will legitimately ruin any life that hurts said loved ones. Prefers early 90s country music but will groove to Welcome to Chilis. Usually always has some random pasta salad and Buffalo dip for a tailgate party that is most likely in a barn. Will fix anything that’s broken with various types of tape. A bad ass sister who knows the entire Dixie chicks anthology. Beautiful inside and out.
HEY NOVEL GRAB ME A SUNNY D AND A ULTRA
by BeamNcreams November 23, 2021
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Throw the novel in the trash

A way to say that something that’s shit is shit, even if you worked really hard on it.
David: “Hey Gordon, check out this short film I made!”
Gordon: *watches short film*
David: “So what did you think?”
Gordon: “Throw the novel in the trash.”
by TheR0B0TNinja February 28, 2023
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couch novel

someone who likes spending his/her time by reading novels while reclining on a couch!
jane(looking at jared who's sitting on a couch, reading 'The Ambler Warning'): gawd jared! You are such a couch novel!
by karait twirl April 7, 2009
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