nice

Can be used in a moment of a compliment or just thinking out loud

Joe: Paula, look, I just can't take it anymore, I have to say it.....You.....You have nice tits.
Paula: It's ok, really, would you like for me to reveal them to you?
Joe: Be my guest....make 'em spill.
Paula: ~~~SHOWS JOE HER TITS~~~
Joe: ~~~FEELS ON PAULA'S TITS~~ niiiice.

by Leu February 24, 2007

nice

Used in counter-adjective of hot.

"Is she hot?"
"Uhhh...She's really nice."

by yves March 24, 2005

That's Nice

A polite way to say "Fuck Off"

Person A: I just bought a new car.
Person B: That's Nice

by Halaway July 7, 2016

nice

What a girl uses to either deny, let down, or reject a guy without telling him that he simply can't bench enough to please her. Usually said by a girl that is shallow, but doesn't want to admit it. Nice is used to emotionally screw a guy. In a sense, a girl emotionally laying pwnage on a guy.
Can be replaced with sweet, kind, smart, or anything not involving rippling muscles and a -2.0 GPA.

Also used when someone does something really stupid or so extreme it is beyond normal comment.

"Dude I just totally killed our dog."
"Nice..."

"Dude I just totally got laid with the Olsen twins"
"Nice..."

"Dude I just got my MP3 player stuck in my ass."
"Nice..."

"Sally, I really like you. Maybe we can go out sometime?"
"Your a nice guy and all... its just (insert bullshit here)."
"Well, maybe when (the bullshit) is over?"
"Sure. I'll call you then. Don't call me. Ever."

by euphopiab June 22, 2006

nice

When someone does something very stupid.

Guy 1: Hey did u see last nights game?
Guy 2: Yeah it was sweet!
Guy 1: Yea especially when we.. ~trips~
Guy 2: Nice..

by IyceD July 4, 2005

nice

if im not killing you, then im being nice

Adolf Hitler killed people, he was mean. i don't kill people, im nice.

person 1: "mom shes not playing nice, she keeps hitting me!"
person 2:"are you dead?"
person 1:"no"
person 2:"then shes still playing nice"

by Z.I.M.T January 1, 2012

nice

To get intoxicated. The feeling once intoxicated.

"I'm going to get a bit nice"

"I am so f*cking nice"

by nomam August 9, 2007