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The Neapolitan

To start, you must find a drunk slut on her period. you then must do her in the ass, making sure to get a good amount of shit on your dick. Then slip the dick into her pussy for a bit, getting some nice blood on it. Then put your dick in her mouth and blast a major cumload inside her mouth. If done properly, when she opens her mouth you should be able to see Brown, Red, and White, the colors of Neapolitan Ice Cream.
Dude, I found this horny slut last night who asked for the Neapolitan!
by P-Snizzle February 12, 2008
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The Neapolitan

The act of fuckin a chick's butthole then inserting your poop covered dick into her period blood spewing vagina and ejaculating.
Bro, her sheets looked like fucking Auschwitz last night!
Oh you gave her the neapolitan!?
by Helixer69 April 22, 2010
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The Neapolitan

When a person is penetrated in the anus by two penises at the same time until their rectum bleeds. Then their anus is licked. It is The Neapolitan because there is blood, semen and poop.
She loved being penetrated hard and then having the Neapolitan done on her ass.
by bobW2 August 13, 2015
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Forbidden Neapolitan

When a guy cums in a girls ass while shes on her period. The mixture of fluids make for a colourful delicacy.
"You hung out with your girl? I thought she was on her period this week?"

"We did the forbidden Neapolitan"
by Jablow October 6, 2020
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Western Neapolitan

When you hold your lover down, and shit and puke on them simultaneously.
I gave that bitch a Western Neapolitan last weekend. The whole room smelled afterwards.
by Banana Cougs November 7, 2020
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Neopolitan Dick

"Neopolitan Dick " is a term to describe a circumcised penis having a variety of colors (~hence, "neopolitan" like the famous mix of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate icecream) due to the circumcision itself.
The tip (head) more pink, the shaft more neutral, and the scrotum darker.

Girl: His dick had different colors.
Girl's Friend: So he had a Neopolitan Dick?
Girl: Haha I suppose, it was pretty hot to be honest...
by KiiDLMTLSS January 3, 2014
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Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021
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