NASCAR

ridiculously stupid, or something that is the extreme in a negative way

Touched By An Angel is so NASCAR!

by Laura Palmer December 28, 2005

NASCAR

NASCAR may not seem like a sport to some. But by many, its a way of life. Spend your days reapairing, adding, and removing parts needed or not, practicing at the track, sitting still for up to 5-6 hours and not being able to get out unless rain delay or serious matters occur, fighitng the g-forces to keep ur head from moving and your arms and legs stiff so you don't swerve, trying to go around a turn 3 wide in those conditions. It's just like a thing that a lot of people do, hot-rodding. In sort-of speak. We're not saying we are the best people in the world. But NASCAR has its advantages. Take hockey... the advantages are fights. Here its crashes (just as long as everyone is ok). NASCAR is critical. *Taken from the commercial* the average fan doesnt cry over a number, doesnt limit their wordrobe to a single color (scheme), won't sit out in the rain to watch their fav person win. If you say NASCAR isn't a sport, then why is footbal or hockey or any other sport considered a "sport". Football is taking a ball up and down a field. Hockey is taking the puck up and down the rink. They both have goals, so does NASCAR. We are proud no matter who says shit.

Every sport can be put in simple terms, not just NASCAR.

by Sterb June 8, 2004

NASCAR

Nascar is just a word that stands for what it is.

Non
Athletic
Sport
Centered
Around
Rednecks

Bubba : Holy ****!

Johnny: What?!?!?

Bubba: He's making a left turn!

Johnny: Oh man! This is some wacked up ****!

Bubba: **** Nascar

by haydini February 15, 2009

NASCAR

An auto-racing sport watched by rural people, rednecks, southerners, and people from America's heartland. Their fondness for this sport causes no end of grief to liberal twits and democrat oafs, who ridicule everyone who is a NASCAR fan. This proves that there must be something good about NASCAR. If Hillary Clinton and Jesse Jackson ridicule it, it MUST be good!

Do your patriotic duty! Offend a liberal! Go watch a NASCAR race!

by Sneaky Snyde June 7, 2005

nascar

1. Non Athletic Sport Centred Around Rednecks

2. NASCAB

3. Neckcar

Any sport with this many derogatory nicknames can't be that good...

by fds May 4, 2004

nascar

fucking redneck krackers that came from small towns racing in the biggest cars they have ever seen in there life.
National
Association
Shitty
Cracker
Assholes
Rednecks

Instead of going to the KKK riot I am goin to fuck my sister and go to a NASCAR race and get drunk and piss on a car.

p.s. Fuck all redneck crakers

by ill will February 16, 2005

NASCAR

A 2 man kegstand in which the gentleman drinking the alcohol props his legs on the shoulders of the tap holder. The holder then must jack off the drinker in an attempt to cause him to ejaculate before he comepletes the kegstand.

I couldn't believe it...Dan NASCAR'd Tony in under 20 seconds. He barely had a chance to drink!!!

by mak-dad January 23, 2011