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ass napalm

Ass napalm is when you RIP ASS so loud and so fowl smelling, that everyone around you feels like they have been bombed harder than a nuke from North Korea.
At that party last week tom dropped some gnarly ass napalm. We had to evacuate the venue.
by Dal10thomas October 20, 2017
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Napalm

Napalm is that shit that the U.S. used in Nam also you can make it with gas and styrofoam
by Kingtheanarchist May 26, 2017
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napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.
Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!
by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017
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Norwegian Napalm

After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.
In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.
by MrKumquats June 19, 2016
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Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

A lovely, flabbergasted fellow who owes an apology to a friend.
Wow dude that was a total Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

Wow sorry man I really owe you an apology.
by Mleahy39 May 5, 2018
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droppin napalm

a crap that burns or stings and sticks to everything
Guy 1: Lets go get some Taco Bell!
Guy2:Dude if I eat that ill be droppin napalm in no time!
by rdawg750 July 29, 2011
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napalm nussbomb

The act of taking a Vietnamese Bahn Mi and shoving it up you partners Ass then eating it all… Vietnamese version of the “Spicy Gringo
My Girlfriend loves Vietnamese food, especially when a Banh Mi is shoved up her Anus and eaten out - we call it the Napalm nussbomb
by Bmacka67 January 29, 2023
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