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Norwegian Napalm

After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.
In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.
by MrKumquats June 19, 2016
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ass napalm

Ass napalm is when you RIP ASS so loud and so fowl smelling, that everyone around you feels like they have been bombed harder than a nuke from North Korea.
At that party last week tom dropped some gnarly ass napalm. We had to evacuate the venue.
by Dal10thomas October 20, 2017
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Napalming

Napalming (verb): The art of incinerating trust and goodwill with explosive hypocrisy, typically by self-absorbed business leaders. It’s when they shower teams with praise for growth and hard work, only to turn around and make decisions so out of touch they leave everyone burned—like firing the person responsible for success just to cram people into offices the size of shoeboxes.
At the company kickoff, the CEO went on about how ‘growth is a testament to our amazing team.’ Then they fired the engineering team lead who helped build the product that grew by 40%, all because they wanted to cram everyone into offices smaller than most people’s living rooms. Classic Napalming.
by The Big Tasty January 12, 2025
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Napalm

THE ACT OF EATING CAROLINA REAPER HOT SAUCE THEN TAKING A WHOLE BOTTLE OF LAXITIVES THEN TAKING A SHIT
by 1stcalvarydiv January 11, 2022
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North Carolina Napalm Cannon

When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025
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napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.
Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!
by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017
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Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

A lovely, flabbergasted fellow who owes an apology to a friend.
Wow dude that was a total Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

Wow sorry man I really owe you an apology.
by Mleahy39 May 5, 2018
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