Noying

(I)Abandoning friends to travel when friends make plans to hang out with you; (II) travelling excessively with no care for your college schedule; (III) skipping class to travel; (IV) the activity of galavanting across the country whenever there is the smallest of breaks from classes.

Noy was noying this weekend, when we were supposed to be hanging out.

by Arteberus January 20, 2024

Annoy-noy

Being annoyed at everything and annoying at the same time. You can designate a person as an annoy-noy.

She is such an annoy-noy, always complaining about something.

by A funny guy 999 January 15, 2023

Rat noi

How country folk, specifically Texans, say “right now”.

Get over here rat noi.

If you don’t choose where we eat rat noi, I’ll pick for you.

by dragon_f*cker July 15, 2019

Shlathly he Noy me

A phrase used when informing your superior or elder of an incident in which anyone whose name begins with the letters “A,M,An”, or ends in “Ali” inserts their finger into your bum.

Ouch! shlathly he noy me tell him off!

by Fat in the gay March 16, 2020

Noy day

Because every day is a day to be annoying.

OP: HAPPY NOY DAY! Did you hear?
Person #2: ???
OP: About the bird bird bird, the bird is the word, the b-b-bird bird bird, the bird is the word...

OP: Happy Noy Day!
Noy: Whaat the faack...

by Platex January 22, 2024

Hum noi

Slang for tiny penis also known as floating lobster if you look it up on Google translate

See now every time there is a dead lobster say hey hum noi

by Ooooooof hehehe May 18, 2018

Bonsense Noi

The Bonsense Noi is a rare breed of the fatem futilem genus, commonly seen sucking off the nutrients in his body in an act of self-sustenance.

Likes to say a bunch of bullshit which is absolutely nonsensical.

Drew: Jesus Christ that's a real fucking Bonsense Noi
Bonsense Noi: Eating sugar makes you thin

by WeedSmoker2345meme December 17, 2017