Clean Wiper

When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required

Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper

by CHEESECHODE April 02, 2015

wind wiper

to keep your eyes protected from the wind

quick i need a wind wiper now

by md33 December 02, 2020

One wiper

A poo that only requires you to wipe once.

“I just had a one wiper”

by Bdbsbsb February 24, 2022

Wiper Weenie

n. A person who sets their windshield wipers disproportionately fast for the amount of rain coming down

It’s barely raining, quit being a wiper weenie and switch to intermittent.

by HerbErtlinger November 14, 2020

Windshield Wiper

A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.

Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!

Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.

by a-baby, kezzurp, s-money October 11, 2010

Self Wiper

When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo

just been to the office, was a Self Wiper, less admin.

by skeggs1664 August 15, 2010

forward wiper

1. a stupid person or a person who makes bad decisions, especially a girl

2. a girl who smells particularly bad for not apparent reason

Jaznisha, why do you keep trying to hook all my friends? You're such a forward wiper!

by Unhookable October 05, 2008