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Neapolitan

1. Person from Naples, Italy
2. Thief
3. Thief from Naples, Italy
That neapolitan piece of shit rode up on his rusty old Vespa, sold me a kick-ass puta-madre new mobile phone, rode off and the piece of shit had substituted it for a lump of plastic.

I hate that Camora Napoli shit.
by Too-Long-In-Italy August 29, 2009
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neapolitan

As the girl is giving head to the male, he "prepares" by chewing a box of smarties, or M&M's. Then, he pulls out and gizzes on her face. He then spits the chewed smarties on her face. And finishes off by donkey punching the girls nose in order for it to bleed. This mixture of chocolate, cum, and blood mix together to ressemble a neapolitan ice-cream!
The other day, Kayla received a neapolitan from her boyfriend... it wasnt pretty.
by Karren, a.k.a. AngryNinja November 18, 2006
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The Neapolitan

The act of fuckin a chick's butthole then inserting your poop covered dick into her period blood spewing vagina and ejaculating.
Bro, her sheets looked like fucking Auschwitz last night!
Oh you gave her the neapolitan!?
by Helixer69 April 22, 2010
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Neapolitan

when a bitch sucks your dick after u fucked her bloody arse.
"i wonder why i taste cum, blood and shit." - Oprah
by Hairy Nuts December 30, 2003
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neca

A horrible human being. Has no care in the world. Isn't worth loving. You shouldn't waste your time on her. She is a worthless piece of crap. She breaks hearts and takes names. Forget she existed because she shouldn't...
I wish I knew a girl as worthless as neca.
by Rebelforeternity November 6, 2017
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Neapolitian Threesome

A threesome with 3 people of different races. It's the most coveted of all threesomes.
Jason has a girlfriend who's black and she brought a Mexican chick home from the club. Lucky bastard's first one was a neapolitian threesome.
by holden_067 May 15, 2009
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Neapolitan Sundae

The act having sex with a girl when she is on he period then jizzing inside her and then pulling your penis out and give her anal sex and then she poops on your penis causing it to look like strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate.
I was doing a girl and after i had a Neapolitan Sundae
by Cock Ball Jones June 22, 2010
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