Kiersten : Hey baby why don't we go up to your office and work out your Love Muscle!
Chad : Awesome do you want all 14 inches of it or just half I don't want to rip your pussy apart again?
Kiersten : Fuck it I want it all at any expense!
Chad: Great I hope you have good medical insurance!
Kiersten : No problem I have progressive!
Chad : That's car insurance!
Kiersten : Well I hope they cover pussy's too!
Chad : Awesome do you want all 14 inches of it or just half I don't want to rip your pussy apart again?
Kiersten : Fuck it I want it all at any expense!
Chad: Great I hope you have good medical insurance!
Kiersten : No problem I have progressive!
Chad : That's car insurance!
Kiersten : Well I hope they cover pussy's too!
by SlopNChop April 26, 2017
by Danielle Smiles January 26, 2009
N.
Muscle in a woman's vagina that is able to clamp on to anything, including penises, bottles, vibrators, and animals.
It is said that no man has ever broken free from this death grip.
It is also said that after the clamp is in place, the vagina engulfs the victim and eat him/her alive.
Muscle in a woman's vagina that is able to clamp on to anything, including penises, bottles, vibrators, and animals.
It is said that no man has ever broken free from this death grip.
It is also said that after the clamp is in place, the vagina engulfs the victim and eat him/her alive.
After having unpleasing sex with Madonna, man men have never been seen again. It is because they have been eaten by the beaver muscle.
by the_womb_ferret May 09, 2009
A jacked and juicy woman
by Needs a muscle mummy to smash August 03, 2022
A small protruding bulge of muscle between the thumb and pointer finger which develops on all great guitar players, most notably Jimi Hendrix, for which it was named. Non-guitar players do not exhibit any traces of this form of higher evolution, as its appearance can only be explained by countless hours devoted to the creation of rock and roll.
"What is that funny bump on your hand?"
"Oh, that is my hendrix muscle. It developed shortly after I nailed every metallica solo on the electric guitar."
"Oh, that is my hendrix muscle. It developed shortly after I nailed every metallica solo on the electric guitar."
by Dr. Jeffrey O'Brien April 20, 2008
A stupid little game that came to America instead of the far superior Tales of Graces. Can also be used to describe an unwanted gift.
by todr06 July 18, 2010
a cheap button up cotton (or flannel material) "blouse" without sleeves. Usually worn by white trash or masculine females. The muscle blouse is usually worn un-buttoned and it pairs nicely with jorts. Most times this is also paired with a "hubby-beater". Most often found in conjunction with tattoos (specifically tramp stamps) and Marlboro Reds.
by Steamer Queen July 30, 2010