illusion muscles

illusion muscles can be one of two things. one: illusion muscles are when a weak person looking person who looks like he doesnt have any muscles tenses his muscles and his muscles noticeably buldge from his skin, and this person is also quite strong.

the other form of illusion muscles is when, a strong looking person, with big muscles tenses and there is no visible change to his muscle size, this person is also fairly weak.

person 1: dude check out that guys arms he must be strong
person 2: hes not that strong, he just has illusion muscles

by the Duke of Mexico June 3, 2010

Baby Muscles

A.A.C.D , basically weak
pumping serioids

no talent
weak

"omg look at baby muscles over there
he must have been taking steriods last night"

by thanamelessone December 7, 2009

invisa-muscles

a person who believes he is strong whether he is really fat or skinny. often confused with invisable muscles

look at hank tryin to get them girls he must have some invisa-muscles.

by litterdud September 25, 2010

Email Muscles

false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.

Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."

Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"

by paranoidrain June 27, 2011

fishing muscles

another name for your obliques (and often occasionally your forearm muscles)

josh: Dude, Quinn, nice fishing muscles. Been hitting the gym?

Quinn: kinda...

by gotfan November 14, 2011

Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.

(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.

by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014

phone muscles

Phone Muscles- the cowardly act of telling someone over the phone, or computer either by text, social media, or verbal communication what you would not say in person ..

After the confrontation at the party Jackie used her phone muscles to tell the women she was a bitch.

by Almamomama August 18, 2016