Morton

A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.

Bro that dude has a Morton. It’s so nasty

by JoeMan505 February 25, 2020

James Morton

Very shrexy and shmexy, he is friends with Benny, Kushal, Owsausharlie Humarliozzi, Owen and James

James Morton eats the bilbo baggins

by Pulsarnova September 19, 2022

ruese morton

A derogatory term applied to Jews with the last name Greenberg.

Origin: uncertain, but possibly out of a ruese morton's ass. Polish??? Ruese appeared in present form combined with morton. Morton was once a popular baby name, now it's gay.

Ben Stiller is playing a ruese morton in the upcoming comedy "Greenberg".

by callmemrpurpose February 23, 2010

Tim Morton

someone who is nothing to you. worse than any chad or kyle. someone who is just A Guy to you.

you’re not fam… you’re not even bro. you’re just a Tim Morton.

by Demigod of Whiskey September 2, 2023

megan morton

normally seen at a super seshers gaff,tanning balloons and scranning mdma

oi look its megan morton on the floor flopping it

by freddiekougar3038 November 14, 2019

morton mood

Having a "salty" mood

Looks like he's having a morton mood again.

by YoYo09 June 27, 2016

Morton

A Saketh like man or woman

They are such a morton.

by C041 November 12, 2023