Morton

A Saketh like man or woman

They are such a morton.

by C041 November 12, 2023

morton mood

Having a "salty" mood

Looks like he's having a morton mood again.

by YoYo09 June 27, 2016

Landyn Morton

She’s hot. Big tits. Makes duck noises. Has a nice asss. Very smart. And hella brave. She gets alll the “D” and is hellllllaaaa funny

Landyn Morton is hot!

by Morton315 October 19, 2018

megan morton

normally seen at a super seshers gaff,tanning balloons and scranning mdma

oi look its megan morton on the floor flopping it

by freddiekougar3038 November 14, 2019

Tim Morton

someone who is nothing to you. worse than any chad or kyle. someone who is just A Guy to you.

you’re not fam… you’re not even bro. you’re just a Tim Morton.

by Demigod of Whiskey September 2, 2023

ruese morton

A derogatory term applied to Jews with the last name Greenberg.

Origin: uncertain, but possibly out of a ruese morton's ass. Polish??? Ruese appeared in present form combined with morton. Morton was once a popular baby name, now it's gay.

Ben Stiller is playing a ruese morton in the upcoming comedy "Greenberg".

by callmemrpurpose February 23, 2010

morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources

"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"

by Steviebillwilliams January 8, 2018