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MOCHA

sexy mocha, light- medium brown skin. Some range in differnt tones. Yellow, Red, to Brown Bones. LOve them all. Sexy Tropical Skin.
Eric: Love them sexy Tropical Tones. Them Brown-mocha girls gotta goin on.
by mia45 May 7, 2009
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mooches

Similar to mooching but the act of mooching is not currently taking place but is expected to resume
Ivan mooches cigarets from me whever im around him I dont want to say no but I cant say yes
by Gopalji September 22, 2005
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Dick Mooch

One who constantly has a need for dick. Whether it be in a sexual manner or simply to just hold a dick in their hand. This person will follow any means to get some dick even if the dick wanted is being used by someone else.
I was getting a blow job from this hottie but Barbara is such a dick mooch that she had to have some too.
by DMoocher November 2, 2008
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Moochie

An asian or filipino teenage boy who wears colorful (or happy) oversized clothing, he tries to come off as "different" by expressing himself with his choice of apparel. A moochie almost always wears an extra-large fitted sports hat to help match the rest of his outfit. A moochie likes to collect and wear all sorts of colorful Nike shoes.

Some moochies like to wear thick black framed eyeglasses from wal-mart without even a prescribed lens, this is part of expressing themselves as "different". You will never find a moochie out in public by them-self, moochies like to roll together in groups of 5. Moochies like to spend their weekends movie hopping at the local theater. Moochies only drive honda civics, it's part of their code of conduct, thus they could be kicked out of their respective groups if they drove anything else.

Hint: You can also find moochies at your local arcade (the arcade must include a DDR machine).
Austin: "Dude, I see that guy everywhere."

Daniel: "No you don't, he's just one of the moochies, you can't tell them apart."
by DJ Trixx April 23, 2009
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Moochapotamus

That one friend in your group who you secretly hate because they are always borrowing money, food, cigarettes, etc. And never pay you back or show appreciation. They expect everything to be handed to them in life.
My friend just sits at the bar all night waiting for guys to buy her drinks, she's such a moochapotamus.
by chellington September 4, 2010
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Mooch Tan

The exact opposite of a taxi driver's tan. Its when one person mooches enough rides from people that their right arm, left in the UK, actually starts tanning because of the increased exposure to sun when the passenger's arm is outside of the window.
Hey man can I get a ride?

Screw off, you fat lazy leech!

Shit, he must have seen my mooch tan...
by McRunsfast January 14, 2009
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Moocholini

Someone who is a notorious moocher, first used in The Simpsons episode "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore".
"Hey man, let me go buy another round. You guys have any money? My shout next time, I promise"

"Dude, that's what he says everytime. He keeps mooching off of us. He's a Moocholini"
by ZanL.Jackson July 14, 2009
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