When one is not quite upper middle class, with getting a Mercedes AMG for their 17th birthday, all on the Bank of Mother and Father of course, but rather is still a quite fine posh fellow, however has not the money to go with the title of being a rich upper class cunt.
Oh he lives in Galley Common, he's middleposh, but not quite got the money to afford his training for his commercial airline pilot training.
by Matt_C39 November 11, 2013
Get the middleposh mug.Having a middlemind when making a decision is being calm, and being able to see the outcome cause your thoughts started in the middle
by Nikkidew July 30, 2018
Get the middlemind mug.To flip one the bird, usually from a fired worker to their superior as a last "fuck you". More emphasis on one's extreme hate can be expressed by using both hands.
John: My boss fired me today, right in front of everyone.
Mike: Shit, man! What did you do?
John: I gave him the middleman's salute and got the hell out.
Mike: Pwnage.
Mike: Shit, man! What did you do?
John: I gave him the middleman's salute and got the hell out.
Mike: Pwnage.
by Twyzted Snake April 14, 2009
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by PokerBroker9 May 31, 2011
Get the Pippa Middletoned mug.A small town in Missouri which is considered by many to quite possibly contain the portal to hell, or at least purgatory. Local activities include going to the bar and drinking, visiting the town gas station and drinking, attending church and drinking, and basketball.
Town Population: 199
Racial Diversity: There isn't.
Advice: Do NOT purchase non canned goods from the local grocery store. It's better off not to know why.
Local Style: Dirty, filthy, beat up pick up trucks; Levi Jeans with worn ring shape in back pocket, presumably from a can of Skoal; Some sort of sign symbolizing your love for the Confederate Flag. Act as if you're above those who do not follow this strict dress code.
Town Population: 199
Racial Diversity: There isn't.
Advice: Do NOT purchase non canned goods from the local grocery store. It's better off not to know why.
Local Style: Dirty, filthy, beat up pick up trucks; Levi Jeans with worn ring shape in back pocket, presumably from a can of Skoal; Some sort of sign symbolizing your love for the Confederate Flag. Act as if you're above those who do not follow this strict dress code.
"Can you get any cell service?"
"We're in fucking Middletown, MO. What do you think?"
"Where do you come from?"
"Middletown, MO"
"Oh I'm sorry..."
"We're in fucking Middletown, MO. What do you think?"
"Where do you come from?"
"Middletown, MO"
"Oh I'm sorry..."
by Johnathan Thunder April 7, 2010
Get the Middletown, MO mug.The only thing in my life that is a bigger waste of time than sitting at home and staring blankly at the wall.
At least I can think when I sit at home and stair at the wall! At North, it is impossible to think.
To hell with the government, the school board, and the administration.
They take my parent's tax money and use it to waste my fucking time. No wonder people in general (probably just around where I live) are so goddamn stupid.
The only institution where I'll actually learn is in a university for 30,000 a year. The only place where I actually have been learning is at the library. But there are no teachers at the library? That fucking sucks.
Here's the math expression:
Middletown North Teacher < Nothing
Have I made it clear?
Maybe if my parents didn't have to pay for stupid teachers salaries, turf fields, and what ever else they throw away, then I could afford 30,000 a year without being in debut. The administrators treat us like shit and act like fucking nazi ss prison guards all while being paid by our tax money.
At least I can think when I sit at home and stair at the wall! At North, it is impossible to think.
To hell with the government, the school board, and the administration.
They take my parent's tax money and use it to waste my fucking time. No wonder people in general (probably just around where I live) are so goddamn stupid.
The only institution where I'll actually learn is in a university for 30,000 a year. The only place where I actually have been learning is at the library. But there are no teachers at the library? That fucking sucks.
Here's the math expression:
Middletown North Teacher < Nothing
Have I made it clear?
Maybe if my parents didn't have to pay for stupid teachers salaries, turf fields, and what ever else they throw away, then I could afford 30,000 a year without being in debut. The administrators treat us like shit and act like fucking nazi ss prison guards all while being paid by our tax money.
Administrator: "Not only will I take you parent's tax money, but I'll steal your property (cell phones, ipods, etc) because I fucking say so."
Student: "you scumbag"
Administrator: "Now I'll write you up because no one speaks to me like that. I am a fucking god. You can't win. I own your life for six hours everyday.
Student: "Middletown high school north is not a nice place, not at all."
Student: "you scumbag"
Administrator: "Now I'll write you up because no one speaks to me like that. I am a fucking god. You can't win. I own your life for six hours everyday.
Student: "Middletown high school north is not a nice place, not at all."
by a little rattle snake June 4, 2009
Get the Middletown High School North mug.Middletown, Pennsylvania is the oldest town in Dauphin County and is among the most dreadful also. Once a town full of 19th century money, it is now a conglomeration of white and ethnic trash that thrive on section 8 living. The town is host to the lovely TMI - Three Mile Island nuclear power plant that might as well have obliterated the town in its' near meltdown back in the late 1970's. The town is now just a hodge-podge of poorly maintained vinyl and aluminum sided structures that somewhat resemble ghetto housing, cops that are notorius for overstepping their boundaries and citizens that resemble skid row. Don't waste your time, energy or thoughts on this deplorable place.
"Oh yes, Middletown Pennsylvania is the ghetto located in Dauphin County near Three Mile Island and Pennstate Harrisburg.
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