A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 6, 2018

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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.
by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017

by Lakerlife23 _3 June 28, 2020

Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.
Michael Jordan: What is the question?
Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?
*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*
Michael Jordan: What is the question?
Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?
*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*
by Roaster23 January 8, 2017

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