To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.
“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped”
Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”
Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”
Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”
Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”
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Get the Merp mug.What you say when you don't have an adequate response and are somewhat embarrassed or insecure about the subject matter.
Jack: So, how do your parents feel about us going out?
Annie: Merp.
Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.
Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!
Annie: Merp.
Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.
Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!
by Lynxical September 21, 2016
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