Merped

To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.

“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped”

Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”

Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”

by skittles.inc June 1, 2019

Merp

Merp is a word used when you’re bored and you want to start a conversation and be cute at the same time

Guy: hey baby

Girl: merp

Guy: you’re so cutee

by Thrash64455999888 May 22, 2018

Merp

To do something to the absolute best that it can possibly be done

"I'm about to merp the fuck out of this shit"
"Merpin this scalp rn"
"I'm about to merp this hoe"

by Iwantlemonpepperwings August 4, 2021

merp

What you say when you don't have an adequate response and are somewhat embarrassed or insecure about the subject matter.

Jack: So, how do your parents feel about us going out?
Annie: Merp.

Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.

Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!

by Lynxical September 21, 2016

Merp

a way of non-human communicating mostly in furries. merp is also a way of saying multiple things based off of what you capitalize it as. Merp (m--er--p) means "love" mErp (M--or---p) means "hate"and MERP (m--ar--p) means "crap"

"i'm gonna MERP on your head because i mErp you and then Sasha wont Merp you anymore."

by Moonstar of shadowclan October 30, 2023

Merp

Created by the East Coweta Cross Country Varsity Girls team, Merp simply means Merp. There is no definition. Merp means Merp.

Varsity Girl: “MERP!”
The Other Varsity Girls: “MERP!”

by rchlxc December 9, 2023

Merp

Merp can be used as a yes ,no,or maybe,depending on the tone.It can be used to avoid answering too.

Person1:did you get my text?
Person2:(merp)

by Stb 345 November 22, 2018