It's merch on

To swear on;
To put on ones grave;
To swear on ones grave;

{"~It's merch on~"}(Bro i swear on my brothers grave "it's merch on" lARRY hOVER 100.)

by James Chris Smith January 25, 2021

Third-Party Band Merch

An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.

"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 25, 2025

merch

to put something on god, to swear, like you’re not lying.

john: yo nigga you took my shit?
andrew: nah nigga ian take yo shit
john: bruh merch you ain’t take my shit
andrew: merch ian take yo shit

by Yourfavdarkskinnnn🥰 November 6, 2023

Merch

To mean to promise; Bigger than a pinky promise.

Wesley: Dude I'm gonna fuck her.

Coby: Merch on it.
Wesley: Merch.

by AberdolfLincler December 20, 2018

Merch

Florida slang for something that is true / a word used to agree with something

-Cuh im hungry

-Merch

by Himmyboy May 29, 2024

New merch

Karina and Ronald's (sis vs bro's) baby sister Aria

"Bro ronald is still dragging the New Merch joke"

by SUPERWOGFAN100 December 4, 2025

Reezy Merch

Wearing Reezy merch makes you 16% more attractive

A Reezy says"Im wearing reezy merch!!" courtreezy says "PRETTYYY now your 16% more attractive!!"

by R3EEZY March 19, 2024