Merch

To mean to promise; Bigger than a pinky promise.

Wesley: Dude I'm gonna fuck her.

Coby: Merch on it.
Wesley: Merch.

by AberdolfLincler December 21, 2018

Merch

To buy clothes or items, based on a person/club, fandom or other.

:I want a merch of ur mom!
:But my mother doesn’t have one?
:Who said so?!

by Monatlich April 22, 2022

Merch

To bet on something, to make something sound serious, and / or “I’m being serious”

“Damn, she told me she was about to come through.”
“Bro merch!!!! No way, she really coming through?”
“Yeah bro, on my mama I’m finna let you know.”

by ozar788 January 09, 2022

merch

another way of saying onnn

ab said " i jus bought hella heems" and ad "merch"

by getwelljunior May 09, 2024

merch

another way of saying onnn

ab said " i jus bought hella heems" and ad "merch"

by getwelljunior May 09, 2024

Merch

Florida slang for something that is true / a word used to agree with something

-Cuh im hungry

-Merch

by Himmyboy May 29, 2024

Merch

A slang word usually used in Florida basically meaning "on god"

Jonquavion: bro did you sleep with my mom?!
Alex: No why would i do that thats my aunt lol
Jonquavion: Say Merch.
Alex: ...

by WhoKnows?!?! January 26, 2024