Merch

To bet on something, to make something sound serious, and / or “I’m being serious”

“Damn, she told me she was about to come through.”
“Bro merch!!!! No way, she really coming through?”
“Yeah bro, on my mama I’m finna let you know.”

by ozar788 January 9, 2022

Merch

To buy clothes or items, based on a person/club, fandom or other.

:I want a merch of ur mom!
:But my mother doesn’t have one?
:Who said so?!

by Monatlich April 22, 2022

Merch

Merch means like "On god?" or like "Frl??" or like when you can prove something happened

"Merch you js got a new car!"
"I js got into a fight i can merch it cus i got a vid"
"Merch you js lost ur virginity"

by anonymous April 25, 2022

Merch it

"merch it" is like "on god?" or "merch" means god

girl: my momma bought me a Gucci bag
boy: merch it
girl: merch

by jdjbhbwdhwhbdjbwdjk February 17, 2022

Grease Merch

a Grease mErch is a slang wOrd foR chip shop in yorkshire.

you want to Go to the grease mErch tonight.

by Mersyside 123 August 15, 2021

dp merch

big long cock

omg dp merch is my favorite snapchatter!

by lolzlovingham August 23, 2021

dp merch

very kool kid bit bald tho nice wig but like yeah

omg dp merch is my favorite snapchatter!

by lolzlovingham August 23, 2021