Mayhem

Mayhem's are people who's parent's wanted to play sadistic jokes on their child by naming them after a metal rock band thinking it'll get them some clout at their jobs or family reunions. Though they're named after the word for chaos they're not too crazy about much and they can't pull bitches for shit because of their lack of game. They also have extreme gay midget porn addictions.

"Did you hear what that bitch ass Mayhem did last week?"

"Nah wassup what'd he do?"

"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."

"What a fucking weirdo."

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Mayhem

Trouble, chaos, madness, a living demon.

If a person likes to be called ’Mayhem’ it means you need to watch them, carefully. If left unsupervised, take cover, you’re gonna need it! They love to prank people but don't want anyone hurt as a result of one of their pranks, only to be mildly annoyed at them. Mayhem's love to cause trouble and are always planning pranks.

Person: oh no it's Mayhem!

Person2: who left them unsupervised!?!?

Mayhem: *pranking the fuck out of everyone*

by HowlingMadMayhem November 20, 2020

Mayhem

A demented chaotic intelligent but dickish and often full of himself character/person.

Damn whose that? He's kinda weird
Oh he's just Mayhem he's always like that

by Homicid3 July 4, 2023

Milky mayhem

When 1 guy cums on the pussy flaps and another guys fucks it into the pussy then the cuck licks it out

I just had a milky mayhem with my wife her cuck and my vest mate

by Scoopdogg May 2, 2022

Mayhem Paintball

The most competitive and chaotic paintball team in the United States. Causing anarchy at any national event which they attend. Team Mayhem contains some of the most ruthless, fearless team members you will ever cross paths with. If you see one of their players on the field, stay clear, they will hunt you to no end and destroy any opposition on the field.

Mayhem Paintball is one of the greatest paintball teams to ever walk on a paintball field.

by god, watch out! October 10, 2008

Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 9, 2021

Mayhemness

A spring habidashery festival where the village community come together to celebrate spring vitality and the altering of hems for summer tastes.

At this years "Mayhemness" festival the village of Grindleford came togther and shortened their clothing for the summer.

Everyone was stitching like crazy, it was mayhemness.

by Reading Reprebate December 22, 2010