To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.
OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.
by ieatkidz May 19, 2015
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Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.
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A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.
Remember the formula for density:
D=M/V
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A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.
Remember the formula for density:
D=M/V
by Glen February 9, 2005
Get the maximum-density mug.The maximum number of farts that a couch can hold before the farts trapped inside begin to leach out after sitting down. Also known as "fart saturation".
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Get the doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive mug.A Maxim is someone who can be shy at times, and confident when around people they know. They can also be confusing to figure out when it comes to relationships. But overall, a really sweet and loving person.
They are such a Maxim....
by Ellie.Kloe24 November 19, 2020
Get the Maxim mug.Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.
For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.
The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.
The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009
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