Matzah

The Jewish equivalent of the slang term "cracker". As the Jewish people are not "white" per-se, they cannot be called crackers. Hence, they are their equivalent of crackers; Matzah.

Man Bumsteinman thinks he's such an OG but that kid is fucking MATZAH.

by Nesbit January 3, 2008

p1nkyy._..maizy

P1nkyy._..maizy is a tiktok with alot of followers and she is my wife🧚 ♀️🙄

p1nkyy._..maizy is my wife, and everyone ships us

by melaniemartienezisactuallycool January 28, 2021

Matz

To voluntarily and knowingly diminish an individual's opportunity to achieve success. When defining what exactly a "Matz" is, one cannot neglect the fact that there are two variants of the term. One variant involves getting "Matzed" incredibly hard, but with no defined frequency. Generally, this kind of "Matzation" leaves the recipient in great distress and disdain. The other variant is a perpetual "Matz." This involves repeatably getting Matz'd on a basis that is more common than desired.

Wow, I have a debate competition this saturday! I am so excited! Hopefully, I will not get "Matzed!"

by JDMatz March 12, 2013

mattyb

A synonym for “Friendzone”

Did you see her totally Mattyb that guy? He had no chance!

by All Knowing Grandmaster Wookie November 25, 2018

Mataya

Mataya is nice and funny, and the most innocent person you know. She judges so much she could be on the Supreme Court of Canada.
But overall she is a great person to know and one of your greatest friends.

Guy 1:She’s so pretty!
Guy 2:I know she’s such a Mataya

by nobody likes me October 21, 2019

Matty

A Matty is the kind of guy you miss before he leaves, a man people want to be around. He creates magical moments and smiles all day long. All the girls want a Matty, because he knows how to make them feel good about themselves. The casualties of life’s battles has only added a depth so deep it can’t be swam and a warmth so bright it can’t be matched. He is the kind of guy who is first to raise his hand to help out a friend. A Matty is a total legend!

The sun was shining. the music was blaring, and friends were together like a Matty.

by CLK80 November 5, 2020

Matryoshka Principle

When you're going out with some girl and come to find out her family has between 3-5 other similarly looking/shaped females of varying ages/height that you also want to be shagging.

BOY 1: "Dude, my new girl has a younger AND older sister that look just like her but even hotter! And her mom ain't too shabby, either."

BOY 2: "Yeah? That MILF I'm banging on the slide has three daughters that I'm planning to go all Matryoshka Principle on."

by modoklover March 4, 2010