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Nigerian Massacre

A Nigerian Massacre is a Massacre that is being held in Nigeria. Mostly heard of in 2020
It’s when random people go on attacking innocents for no reason. So like a terrorist attack.
Bill: Did you hear about the Massacre happening in Nigeria?
Joe: tf is a massacre
Bill: It’s an attack happening right now in Nigeria. A Nigerian Massacre is normally what happens when somebody’s not very happy with what they have and start unneeded conflict
by kyayla October 21, 2020
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Columbine Massacre

One of the most famous school massacres in history. The two perpetrators, Reb and VoDkA, killed 13 people, left 24 injured, and scarred the lives of many, many more.

This sparked all sorts of reactions from the world- mainly horror, disgust, and shock beyond belief. But in the dark corners of the world, there are those who admire and support them, those who too hate the world and even hope to do something similar.

After the event, Columbine High School has never been the same. Most people will think of the shooting before the school. There are also plenty of strange people who pay the place a visit just because of this event.
Most of us: "The Columbine Massacre... How could they do such a thing?"

That shady kid: "The Columbine Massacre is just the beginning of our revolution."

A hybristophiliac: "I don't condone, but Reb and Vodka were sooo cute !!1!!1!11!1"
by streetshad0ws August 14, 2021
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Boo Massacre

When you jump around a corner yelling "BOO" and jacking off whoever comes around the corner.
"I did a BOO massacre on Thomas"
by PanHeadSean June 30, 2022
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Facebook Friend Massacre

When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.
Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"
by dob293 January 1, 2013
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Boston Red Sox Massacre

When the Boston Red Sox get completely demolished by the New York Yankees.
by SaquonBeckhamJrsFan October 29, 2018
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texas asshole massacre

when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.
hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.
by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019
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ERDME’S MASSACRE II

ERDME’S MASSACRE II is one of the most unbelievably greatest movies of all time with thousands of absolute mad fights just in 5 minutes and 25 seconds, it’s about a dude named Erdme chan 69 always fighting this mysterious guy and he sends all his powerful minions and go kill Erdme.
Idiot 1 : yoo have you seen ERDME’S MASSACRE II?

Idiot 2 : yeahhh man i feel like i’m about to punch some random dude on the streets right now, hella hyped after that
by redactedyt November 3, 2021
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