boneyard masterbater

a person who masterbates in a graveyard.

The only kind of people out at this time of the night are boneyard masterbaters.

by blake allen June 24, 2008

masterbasement

it is a word that is harmless but actually is like a double untandra, or also a slip on words. its sounds much like masterbating or masterbation. it is used jokingly so it masks the other word

man, im going to masterbasement to her picture

by wag 1 June 29, 2010

masterbake

When you smoke weed and masterbate.

"I materbake because is feels better!" -Blake
"Hey bro do you care if I masterbake in your car real quick?"
"I love to masterbake but it's sooooo messy."

by M33RKAT March 6, 2017

masterbrain

a talented person who make a plan for an undertaking, project or mission.

Who is the masterbrain behind this horrendous bombing?

by uttam maharjan July 19, 2010

Masturbaker

1. Someone who bakes goods in the form of sexual images/symbols/organs..

2. A person who is exceptionally skilled in the messy, but pleasurable and satisfying art of... baking.

1. Gina is quite the masturbaker, always baking cookies and pies shaped like penises.

2. Gordon Ramsay is an excellent masturbaker.

by SnatchMaster17 September 6, 2013

masterbreaktion

Taking time out of studying or doing homework to rub one out.

"Dude, are you done your essay?"

"No I saw a hot girl on my facebook so i took time for a masterbreaktion"

I got bored of studying so I watched some porn and had a masterbreaktion

by botty_count January 27, 2015

Mastergrate

The female action of masturbating with a cheese grater

Im bleeding so fucking bad, since i just mastergrate

by I don't like homemade food now March 1, 2015