Marotta

Godly! Of Italian decent with awesome pecks and a bodacious body. Should be revered and honored on sight. Bow down and accept the blessing on your face. Family parties will pwn face. This clan of immortals are unique indeed.

Oh SNap! He/She is part of the Marotta clan. They are soooo cooool!

by Spanky1337 January 27, 2009

Maroje

Usually a guy that has short brown hair and wears glasses.Maroje is a good boyfriend material.
He is really funny and people like to hang out with him.

Omg, did you see that guy?
Yes isn't that Maroje.

by Saranghaeyu January 21, 2018

marohi

the cutest ship name
they are so cute together even tho one of them is straight bot whatever so fucking cute I cant I love her uwu

friend: omg i ship marohi
other friend: periodt

by juncockloser101 November 4, 2020

Maroon 5

Any band that is generic, corporate pop, often with autotuned 'singing' and music that sounds like it was written by a committee of following a survey of deaf teen girls' music preferences.

A: What's that shit on the radio?
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!

by Who’R’You December 21, 2014

Maroon 5

Maroon 5 is a band that has a goal to give ear cancer to the largest amount of people possible (pretty intuitive if you ask me!). You can compare it to Cardi B’s signature sound of jazz and funk, also called junk.

1. I just listened to “Moves like Jagger” and now I want to die!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!

by I am a Devan, I need a gf May 4, 2020

Marooned

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.

Sorry I was late, i got marooned.

by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011

Marosh

Marosh is usually very attractive amazing guy that's usually athletic,very smart and will make you laugh ALWAYS. Loved by others he is a peaceful guy.You will be hipnotized by one of his features or all ex:eyes,hair,personality.Very creative.

#1: "look *Marosh* is coming!
#2: "OMG do i look ok?" >.<

by naturalbeauty:)97 September 30, 2011