Marissa 

MARISSA is that bitch who makes you like her and proceeds to guilt trip you and lose your trust then moves on to the next guy within hours. The process repeats.

You: I’m really in that Marissa girl.
Friend 1: You better not fuck with Marissa!
Friend 2: Yeah bro, she a total bitch.

Marissa by Thanos6-9 July 18, 2019

Marissa 

A dangerous thing is they are. It's a pregnant whale that flys on rainbows and eats children. For every child this whale eats a new color is added to the rainbow. Once all the rainbows have been added, this created grows a horn and becomes a narwhal. It then advances to eat adults as its flying on its rainbow. Then once it eats 84 adults that look like cats, it starts to shoot it's baby narwhals out its blowhole, butt, eyes, and every other hole on its body. STAY AWAY THEY ARE DANGEROUS!

Dude, is that a pregnant Marissa whale?

Marissa by Pregnant whales August 1, 2016

Marissa 

a small tsundere

"I heard Marissa has a crush!"
"nO i dOnT!!11!"

Marissa by ssfnzriz June 25, 2019

Marissa 

Marissa, at first appears a nice, caring person, but after a while, you'll see what she really is. Marissa can be selfish with people shes know for a while, and even people she has just met, yet thinks she is being nice and caring towards said people, and is usually clingy after her bitchy, crazy, selfishness drives her so called friends away, and can sometimes force a friend but are to shy to say no, so they go with in and are lured into Marissa's trap, even though they hate her, they cant bring themselves to do it and can take a group effort showing the shy (usually) girl what she really has to do, get away from that Marissa. It may take a few weeks for the Marissa to move on and become aware of all this after being hated by all her "friends" but will probably move on to stay a bitch.

"Ugh, out friend Marissa is such a bitch, you think she'll move on?"

"Nah, it's as they say, once bitch, always a bitch

Marissa by Dont be a bitch July 2, 2019

Marissa 

She's brown....

She/he's as brown as marissa

Marissa by Marissabroooks February 1, 2017

marissa 

good mother, very friendly, loves reggie her owner is kasey

1. i wish marissa was my mom
2. Reggie, your so lucky to have marissa as a wife.

marissa by Kaseyyyface January 13, 2008

Marissa 

Can be a best friend but sometimes y’all will most likely fight. She can be jealous and sometimes rude but you keep her close because you know you love her as a friend.

Karen: she’s such a Marissa
Manny: yep she is

Marissa by Mack31o09 April 5, 2019