well suck my ass and call me a bitch... contrary to my other definition, venom WILL be in it. The second villain will be the sandman. Gwen Stacy will be in it too. The teaser poster has spider-man wearing a black suit. However, venom may show up for sm4. The release date is still set for may 4 2007.
a teaser trailer for spider-man 3 will be shown with the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby on august 4. the full trailer is expected to be shown with ghost rider a few months before the movie opens.
by Adrian April 22, 2006
Is when you are fucking someone in their ass, then ejaculating on your hand, then when they turn around, you shoot in on their face like Spider-Man.
by lolololololollooolllo Master Chief January 04, 2008
Random dude: who's Spider-Man 2099?
Person: dude that's Miguel O'Hara, a person made in the Marvel Comics and in the movie "Spider-Man: Across the Spider verse"
Random dude: thanks he seems cool!
Person: dude that's Miguel O'Hara, a person made in the Marvel Comics and in the movie "Spider-Man: Across the Spider verse"
Random dude: thanks he seems cool!
by Web slinger spidey! June 14, 2023
Pretty much the absolutely the most terrible movie made in the last thirty years, and that's saying a lot because Troll 2 was made in the last thirty years, and up until that point it was one of the worst movies ever. The movie wasn't so bad, until about the point where Peter got the black suit (which was done entirely wrong) and started getting all emo and shit. The moment that broke my heart was when he saw his hair being normal, then made it do the emo swoop. GOD. But ultimately, the scene that actually brought the movie to the lowest of the low was the one where he's dancing in the street and givin' the ladies sexy looks (gets a suit; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; leaves). Not far behind is the scene where he's suddenly all jazzy and shit on the piano. Also, Venom sucked ass, and didn't have much of a tongue.
This is part of a disturbing trend seen in the last 5 years in the movie industry. Overall, 75% of the movies made in this time have been one of the following: sequels, remakes, adaptations from books or comic books, or prequels. This movie fills at least two of the above categories.
Sammy boy, you didn't used to suck... why do this to Spider-man?
This is part of a disturbing trend seen in the last 5 years in the movie industry. Overall, 75% of the movies made in this time have been one of the following: sequels, remakes, adaptations from books or comic books, or prequels. This movie fills at least two of the above categories.
Sammy boy, you didn't used to suck... why do this to Spider-man?
Peter dances down street
Peter acts all kinds of emo
Peter gets all jazzy and whatnot in his piano number
Peter thrusts for way to long in public
Topher Grace is Eddie Brock'
Spider-man 1 < Spider-man 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spider-man 3
Peter acts all kinds of emo
Peter gets all jazzy and whatnot in his piano number
Peter thrusts for way to long in public
Topher Grace is Eddie Brock'
Spider-man 1 < Spider-man 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spider-man 3
by Edgar Twenty-five December 30, 2007
When someone gets drunk and puts on a toy spider-man glove on and jacks off with it then they proceed to go around giving everyone high-fives ad slapping them on the face with their gloved hand.
by a. dow. February 27, 2011
When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.
by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020
A fan-made Spider-Man movie that was scheduled to release in 2023, but was canceled due to leaked racist dms from the main director (Gavin Konop) and the actor for Spider-Man (Warden Wayne). The movie would of followed Peter Parker after the death of his girlfriend Gwen Stacy, contemplating if he should give up being Spider-Man.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Spider-Man: Lotus?
Guy 2: Oh you mean that movie that was made by the racist?
Guy 2: Oh you mean that movie that was made by the racist?
by packtober December 15, 2022