by DeezareAlmonds January 11, 2017
Get the malloriemug. by yoshideath September 1, 2007
Get the mallorymug. A fucking piece of shit who complains about her easy ass job and can’t take care of her son, acts like her fucking life is so hard and just passes to wine and smokes weed in her garage. An awful person who steals money from others and uses it for her own benefit, calls child protective services on her sister because she is that much of a hatful cunt.
by Thatfuckedcrackhead October 29, 2020
Get the Malloriemug. A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.
by everysinglemanintheworld May 9, 2011
Get the Mallory-Statusmug. The very definition of badass, redneck, hunter, fisherman, coon slayer, confederate, auto mechanic, and pedophile.
Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.
Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.
Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him
Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.
Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.
Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him
by pp deep rotten June 5, 2018
Get the Ben Mallorymug. Mallory Morgan...not only my best friend, but the best most funny person you could ever meet. Loyal, brave, confident that is what makes up Mallory Morgan
by Reakelley2589 February 24, 2019
Get the Mallory Morganmug. by SandSpirit May 25, 2017
Get the mallorymug.