MacIntosh Plus

MacIntosh Plus is the best
Oh my god is that MacIntosh Plus?
by amazon alexa May 08, 2019
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megan macintosh

A hammerhead shark, that can only see out of the side of there head. And when she dances it burns my eyes.
When I saw Megan Macintosh dance it gave me cancer
by Hellomynameisnoboady February 02, 2017
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Macintosh Sleeping Sickness

A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.
My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.
by Can't Compete with Tablet November 26, 2008
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squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.
Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs
by ohsorrey February 19, 2017
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Macintosh

an underpowered computer that only succeeded because the Apple IIGS was crippled so it didn't overtake the Macintosh. if the IIGS was made without restrictions Apple would be a very different company.
The IIGS should have been more powerful than the Macintosh.
by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022
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Macintosh

The system where you can't do anything without Microsoft Windows.
"Buy a macintosh. Apple makes better computers."

Me: "Do me a favor and throw that in the trash." "Get a windows PC Instead."
by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017
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Blaire Macintosh

blaire has the brownest, beefiest, puss buss on earth
girl1# what that smell😂
girl2# oh thats blaire macintosh
by baylens cheese smelling balls November 23, 2021
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